Two Sides Of The Same Dumb Coin™

Dean Winchester + Hellfire by Barns Courtney

Requested by @smolrowena

HOW DO MORE PEOPLE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS WTF

Person: The Umbrella Academy fandom is dying.

The Umbrella Academy fandom:

IG: @trishnagaara

Reblog if your blog is a safe space for asexuals.

Y’know what? Have Jared On Your Feed!!!!!!

I hope I tortured you with this beautiful human being 

Have a nice day love

Mcr comes back but frank does vocals and Gerard just sits there playing the pan flute. He also plays the wrong song (ie he plays sleep while the band is playing teenagers). The pan flute is the only thing connected to a microphone or an amp.

The Return

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Felt like making a celebratory MCR piece, which turned into making a poster to hang up so I can wake up every morning with a reminder there’s something to look forward to in 2020.

Bands as shit people said at my school

Ryan: *choking on a hotdog*

Brendon: *takes out IPhone & starts to film it* And here we see a wild Ryanus Rossos in it‘s natural habitat, calling for a mate.

Jon: DUDE HE‘S CHOKING! CALL AN AMBULANCE YOU TWAT!

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Pete: Basically Disney was the first Furry ever.

Patrick: Actually the first Furry in existence was an austrian Emperess from the 19th century who got herself a whole body horse costume made and died in it.

Pete: W T F ?! I am not sure if i am more disturbed by the story itself or you knowing that story.

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Brendon: I‘m not saying I would sacrifice someone tho Cthulu just to see if he‘s real, but i think it would be cool if we found out that there really is a gigantic tentacle overlord in the ocean

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Lyn-Z: I may be a girl but beware of my wrath!

Random Bully: *laughs* Why? Are you gonna throw your make up at me you pussy?

Lyn-Z: *hitting his head by throwing a table at him*

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Teacher: And what does this story tell us?

Billie Joe: CAPITALISM IS FUCKING SHIT!

Teacher: Billie Joe no!

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Joe: Is smoking weed vegan?

Andy: no! Yes-… Maybe? Depends?!

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Pete: *gets kicked in the balls* Hey! I may be gay but i still need those!

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Pete: 2 years ago my photo gallety was filled with pictures of me and friends. Now it‘s just memes and gay pride.

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Mikey: I want to be a unicorn. Than i could impale people and the police couldn‘t come after me cuz the laws do not apply to mystical creatures.

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