Charles: just be yourself!
Alex: be myself? i have one day to win over Sean. how long did it take before you all started liking me?
Erik: couple of weeks
Mystique: six months
Hank: jury’s still out
Alex: see? “be myself” what kind of garbage advice is that?
Hey guys are you doing. Me? Yeah I'm doing great I'm just thinking about how stex very firmly establishes whistling as a romantic gesture. And then ALSO establish that Electra cannot whistle (something something he cannot express true feelings) but you know who can whistle??? Cabooses. So during dinahs disco. You know what happens??? CB WHISTLES AT ELECTRA ARE YOU KIDDING ME. Electra calls out to CB for help in the final race and CB whistles in response. Anyways goodnight I'm going to walk into the ocean
my beautiful princess with a disorder❤️
"NoT aLl MeN"
You're right, Hydra the Hydrogen Fuel Truck would never
(I have no motivation to draw so you get an incorrect quote)
Hydra: so while hydrogen as a fuel source was discovered in 1839. The hydrogen tanker, aka me, was made and used by the public officially in 2019-
Lumber: *tuned him out*
Slick: *internally screaming*
Porter: *calculating*
Porter: ……………
Porter: wait, so you’re 5 years old?
Hydra: …
Lumber: …
Slick:…
Hydra: wait that’s not what I-
*later*
Lumber: remember to eat you vegetables so you can grow up big and strong, like us older freights
Porter: they grow up so fast-
I remember when you were just a wee lad-
Hydra: ……
Slick: awww, is somebody cranky? Does someone need a nap???
Hydra: I HATE ALL OF YOU
bitches be like "god he's so hot" and he looks like this
I have more, cackling
I... I did not add Cub he just Cubbed his way in there. Inexplicable man.
And... yeah these
I really have no explanation. But it's hysterical to me
And the logical conclusion- ofc we had to split up the Jimmys
...Cub disappeared. Where- where did he-
What happens if you load a bunch of trains into a wheel of names and shuffled the roles around
That’s what happens
the diesel’s on its way it’s gonna win the day hear her knocking