You Haven’t Replied In Three Minutes What Did I Do Why Do You Hate Me

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

why do good concert tickets happen to bad people

1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.

1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude

1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me

1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood

Just because someone desires you, it does not mean that they value you. Read it over. Again. Let those words resonate in your mind.

Nayyirah Waheed  (via cremeblush)

Always loved this one.

(via jennyybaker)

how did i even b e c o m e this person?

Fact: Pansexuals use pans as part of their secret communication network. If you are pansexual and you suddenly hear your cooking pan emanating a strange beeping noise, pick it up and hold it to your ear. Another pansexual may be attempting to contact you.

He almost lived. They almost made it.

Sam: “I’ll tell you where he is but you have to go alone and you have to go as a friend.” Tony: “Easy.”

LISTEN THE FUCK UP. THIS IS ALL KINDS OF NOT OKAY. tony walks in there as a friend, he thinks he and steve are friends. he’s willing to put all the shit that’s happened over the past few days aside (HIS BEST FRIEND GETTING PARALYZED) because steve needs his help. cool. great. they’re friends.

and then what happens? he finds out that this so called friend had known how tony’s parents had died for over a year and decided not to tell tony because he wanted to ‘spare him’. give me a break. i do not blame tony at all for snapping at that point (easy). after all of cap’s talk of team work (like the old man said, together) about openness and honesty (sometimes my teammates don’t tell me things) here they are, steve hiding the truth about one of tony’s worst memories, half-heartedly still trying to defend his actions, just to protect the person who actually killed his parents.

steve ripped apart the avengers for bucky. steve broke away from his job, his government, his team for bucky (he’s my friend).

but he couldn’t even tell tony how his parents died.

so was i.