Me: Why Am I Still Single?

He almost lived. They almost made it.

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Goodbye.

the only dates i need are tour dates

A makeup tutorial for meninists, because men deserve the right to look good.

my entire academic career

me: I should have done this earlier

me: [sweats nervously]

I am a very private person, yet I am an open book. If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.

(via haileymr)

the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird