No Guy Is Going To Get You Naked And Be Like, “Sorry, I Thought You Were Like Five Pounds Less, Nevermind”

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

Tony Stark is not a villain.

Reblog if you agree.

same shit, different decade. 😒

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

End Of Fairy Tales

Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”

I’m always a slut for gay ships