Nobody Has Pet Me For An Entire Hour. Have I Done Something Wrong Or Is The World Simply Cruel By Design

The Pokemon regions

Reblog to have deep homoerotic sex fantasies with ur mutuals

GIRL HELP I AM UNDERGOING MITOSIS

Ohhhh god I cannot stop blushing thinking about this and I usually don’t post stuff like this but >\\\\\<

Convincing a priest that it isn’t sex unless he cums, and since I have a pretty cunt it’s completely okay that I’m a man!!!

so he gets to use my boycunt, him whimpering and trembling above me as he fucks my brains out on a pew. Him panting and crying because I’m so tight and warm and he’ll never forgive himself for giving into my seduction. I keep reminding him that if he doesn’t cum, it’s okay, and if he does, then, well, it’d be his fault.

I cum all over his cock as I stroke my t-dick, clenching around him even more before he forces himself to pull out so he won’t cum.

Seeing him every single night after that, edging him over and over and over…

Thinking about a priest who absolutely freaks out over the most vanilla sexual thoughts he's having because the kinky stuff hasn't even occurred to him yet.

"No, I can't possibly tell you, it's- it's- just too awful.... I want someone to... put their mouth on me... between my legs. Wait, what? What do you mean where? Theres another option?? I- OH GOOD LORD--"

EVERYONE, NEW TRAILER DROPPED, GO WATCH IT😍

But more importantly.

THAT MEAN MORE JERRY POSTING ^_^

Cabbage boy 😍😍😍😍 also a reminder to not let your Jerry wander into the wild again.

JERRY DETENTION BY BETH 😍😍😍😍 so real of her. She should do that more. Absolutely do it more.

autism is so very peak

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I think the whole thing for me with the priest husbandry thing is that it'd be extremely cathartic to walk up to a priest and talk to him like he's no smarter than a dog.

"Aww, look at you and your pretty collar! How cute! I bet the church trained you up so well, speak boy! Say 'peace be with you'. Awww, good boy!!"

And yeah i also wanna be the priest in this scenario