So true, what if they really love playing Pony DnD and love your art and think you're so beautiful?
what if, despite all evidence to the contrary, my friends all secretly just tolerate me and i’m one mistake away from them hating me
Entry for @sylvsforest DTIYS! I hope you like it, I certainly took some creative liberties, I hope that's okay!
Image description in both alt text and under the cut-
Start first image ID. Twilight sparkle stands with Spike next to her. Both look nervous. Twilight looks exhausted, and her mane is messy with a lot of hair out of place. She has large wings, and her horn is pointed into a star shape. She wears 2 bandages, one on her right back hoof and one on her horn. She has cracking lightning bolt patterns under her horn and around her cutiemark. Spike holds a book to his chest and has a nervous frown, a fang hanging over his lip, his tail is large with a heart shape tip. They stand on grass and the background is a night sky. End first image ID.
Start 2nd image ID. An individual picture of twilight sparkle from the first image. Twilight looks exhausted, and her mane and tail are messy with a lot of hair out of place. She has large wings, and her horn is pointed into a star shape. She wears 2 bandages, one on her right back hoof and one on her horn. She has cracking lightning bolt patterns under her horn and around her cutiemark. She has a saddle bag that holds a syringe, a vial, and a blood-soaked cloth. Background is grey. End second image ID.
Start the third image ID. An individual picture of Spike from the first image. Spike holds a book to his chest, the book is red, and has a skull on the front. His other claw is at his side. He has a nervous frown, a fang hanging over his lip. His tail is large with a heart-shaped tip. Background is grey. End third image ID.
Artist rendition of Wake Turbulence receiving this rejection letter-
I hope I did your vision justice!
(Based on the character being called Mrs. I did assume this character used she/her pronouns. Let me know if you'd like me to change the pronouns or the character appearance).
Image ID in alt text and under the cut.
Begin description. A teary-eyed gray unicorn with darker gray spots. A hoof is held to her mouth, and her teal hair is in a bun. Her pale green magic holds a piece of parchment that is covered in scribbles to indicate writing, the bottom reads, 'lol, no.' A close-up of her cutie mark is in the top right, a burning pile of rubble that used to be an airplane. End description.
re: resume
Mrs. Wake Turbulence
thank you for applying to be a pilot with Equestria Airlines. As you helpfully pointed out in your email, you do not have to have an aviation-specific cutiemark to be considered for one of our pilot positions as per the employment discrimination protections in Talent and Destiny by Princess Twilight Sparkle. however, we are going to have to reject your application because of your cutiemark.
Your cutiemark is clearly a crashed airplane that is on fire. i have shown it to several people here at the office, and all of them rejected your interpretation of it as a “flaming pile of broken dishes” or “a weird duck smoking a cigarette”. all surveyed correctly identified it as a crashed plane on fire.
it goes without saying that those with an affinity and/or destiny for crashing plane(s) are not fit to be pilots for this airline. i must urge you to peruse a different career. given your cutiemark, i find your impressive list of qualifications and relevant experience disturbing.
wishing you luck in another career,
Rustle Feathers, Human Resources
They did! Trapped away to amuse them....
she has been pickled for her crimes
Hello, I know this is a long shot, but I am a citizen of Palestine in urgent need of help. I have type 1 diabetes and due to the current situation in Gaza, I am unable to get my insulin (Humalog) injection. I’m asking for your support to help me get just one injection today to save my life. I need financial assistance to purchase insulin for this week, and I still need $263. I apologize if I’ve already sent this request, but any amount you can donate would be greatly appreciated. You can find my donation link in my pinned post. Thank you and may you be blessed. ❤️🇵🇸
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Promise. I will if no one else 🫡
I will ponify your friends, your family, everyone you have ever loved
Chat I think I'm going to explode. Why? Everything awful forever
Not literally. I'm sure I'll be fine tomorrow.
**Explodes**
Below is Sam. I'm upset, so it gets to be in Situations.
(It/He/Any)
TW- pink blood, gore, vent art.
ID in alt text and below.
Start ID. Torso up of an angel. Its skin is white, its wings are blue. He is covered in bright pink blood. Its head is detatched from its neck. They are crying. It has 2 halos that cross over each other. He doesn't have a mouth or any facial features other than eyes. They have red hair and gray freckles. End ID.
Would you rather be able to turn invisible, but only your body and the the things fully in it, or teleport with the same rules
A good question- At first, I thought teleport, but I think invisible would be more useful to me, could rob places.
They/Him. 21. Tired, Queer and Alive. ————————————————————— [Profile Picture ID] A digitally drawn smiling Garfield head. [End ID] [Header ID, a checkerboard patten of squares, going from pale green to yellow, alternating with white squares. End ID]
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