As He Should

What the fuck I have just been informed that coconut crabs are real what eldritch asshole did they crawl out of

Dammit I hate when I accidentally pick up mythical beasts

Instead of SNL, we elephant tranq a random actor and put them into a Truman-esque city. We make a former co-star/director their work boss and sprinkle people they know into their life, but make them (actor We tranq'd) think they never were an actor. A new person enters the set when we have fully convinced actor No. 1 they never were an actor. The cycle continues. I propose we remove James Corden and sentence him to work at Kohl's.

Me playing soldier in TF2:

Honestly, I think mordetwi and the criticisms of it perfectly represent the hate people who don't conform to societal normities face. Twilight clearly represents nerds who dare to be pretty, rather than either or. Mordecai is your average aviary male who formed healthy bonds with his friends and girlfriend when society says that it's "gay" to care for male companions. Not only are they separated by distance and different TV shows, but expectations to marry the same species, much like Legoshi and hard from beastars. It's clear tragedy is present in their lives as they beg for mere airplanes to grant wishes, indicating they've been put through so much, that they need wishes to be commonplace as planes are. Mordetwi is genius. 💙💜

Have you guys seen that one image with a bald guy who's an angel

THE PICTURE OF ADRIEN AS A CHILD IN THE MIRACULOUS LADYBUG MOVIE IS TRACED FROM A BOSS BABY RENDER OF TIM IVE KNOWN THIS FOR MONTHS

Have you guys seen that one joe exotic insta post with kabuto (under the cut)

Soldier isn't actually my favorite merc but his personality is so fun and for some reason he speaks to me creatively.