I Feel Like It Would Be A Major Improvement To The World If Instead Of Having Wings, Birds Had Arms,

I feel like it would be a major improvement to the world if instead of having wings, birds had arms, but they could still fly. Like this: 

I Feel Like It Would Be A Major Improvement To The World If Instead Of Having Wings, Birds Had Arms,

So the smaller birds would have arms the size of the body length, but birds like hawks would only have tiny buff ones. The catch is, the arms don’t work whatsoever, and the birds have no feeling in them, so they just drag along. But birds like penguins who can’t fly get to use their arms, and they eventually grow human legs, so they swim to the Americas and Africa and go around winning UFC matches. 

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For New Years Day, I Decided To Start Posting More Art

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here’s my original character, Horny Walter the Nautical Sex Rodent, he drives his nasty boat around the world’s oceans in pursuit of hole, leaving a trail of ecological destruction in his wake

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Two drawings of Johnathon Ohnn side by side. In the left drawing Ohnn has long curly brown hair and a beard, with grey hairs in them. He is wearing glasses and appears nonchalant. There is a Snapchat-style caption across the middle of the post, the text reading: "about to get a haircut wish me luck." The upper left of the drawing has a low opacity picture of his portrait from the Across the Spider-verse art book. 

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Kill Your Barber Man
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1 year ago

a breaking bad crossover nobody asked for

A Breaking Bad Crossover Nobody Asked For
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A Breaking Bad Crossover Nobody Asked For

i don’t know anymore

3 years ago

Now I do wonder if one-one's big robot suit in infinity train was based off the squid bots that seek and destroy

I'm down bad for any spaghetti western sequence in a movie


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Enjoy These Sick Wizard Graphics
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Enjoy These Sick Wizard Graphics
Enjoy These Sick Wizard Graphics
Enjoy These Sick Wizard Graphics
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