Would you like to be adopted by @indigostation and me?
I mean, I accidentally got a husband and child ( @mexicanpadfoot ) , now I want at least some say in it 😂
We have the position of daughter, niece, cousin, aunt, sister or polyamorous partner. Because I am quite sure you are not old enough to be the grandma 😂
What do you say?
(I said only female terms bc you said you are a lesbian, so I assumed you identify as female. If not then I apologise.)
I would absolutely love to be a daughter. This makes me so happy. Internally screaming in happiness 😊
Barty with a vagina is an extreme squirter.
The way I internally screamed at how much I loved this HC
Regulus would leave the most insane brusies and bites on Remus' waist, and he'd make sure they were in a spot where when the sweater did ride up, they were visible to all.
This would also make Remus really sensitive in this area, and he would have to force himself not to shudder and melt into a puddle every time Regulus grabbed and held his waist, another thing he was obsessed with doing.
Regulus seeing Remus' slutty waist, V line and light brown hair peaking above his pants while he tries to reach for something and his grandpa sweater lifts up and jerking off to memory for days until he can't take it anymore and pins Remus into a wall.
I'm sorry, but Evan Rosier is obsessed with the insides of Barty's thighs. They are always covered in bite marks and hickeys. Evan makes sure that all Barty has to do is press his thighs together to feel what they got up to last night.
He also has an obsession with Barty's nipples. Other than his genitals and thighs, his nipples are the most sensitive part of him. Barty can and has cummed just from Evan occupying his hands and mouth with Barty's nipples.
Evan's body is covered in bite mark tattoos because whenever Barty bites him back (which isn't as often as you'd think, because just Evan dragging his hand up the inside of his thigh can have Barty lost in pleasure) Evan can't help himself from wanting to preserve the absolute beauty that is Barty's teeth marks in his skin.
Barty is obsessed with cockwarming, specifically tying Evan to the bed or chair and just sitting on Evan’s cock while doing some definitely overdue homework or simply just cuddling that usually ends up with Barty falling asleep and waking up to being pounded into because Evan finally managed to get the binds undone.
He's also obsessed with putting Evan in a cock ring and wearing the most revealing outfits Barty would be able to get away with, to drive Evan crazy. This usually ends up with either neither of them cumming or Barty being forced through 3-5 orgasms before Evan takes off the ring and fills Barty up with the biggest load.
Barty has Evans fingerprints tattooed on his hips because the brusies always fade too quickly for both of their liking no matter how hard Evan grips them. And he is very much considering getting Evan’s fingerprints tattooed on his neck or maybe his hand print in general to match the hand print tattoo on his left ass cheek.
When was someone going to tell me about the Italian Barty Crouch Jr. tag on ao3. Or just Italian Barty in general.
I'm dead. I'm gone. This is everything I will ever need.
Join me in the beauty that is Italian Barty.
Do I want Robert Sean Leonard, Do I want to be Robert Sean Leonard or Do I want to be adopted by Robert Sean Leonard
Remus skinny grandpa sweaters Lupin is hiding a tiny slutty waist and pretty boney hips that Regulus loves leaving bite marks on
We all know the trope of Remus being everyones gay awakening, so I propose the following:
Regulus and Sirius compete for his affection, and the competition is HARD.
They both approach it in their own ways.
Regulus with (book) shopping and calm dates in a tea shop, where they talk until the shop closes. If Remus looks at one single thing for too long, Regulus will buy it for him and ignore all protests. He spoils his little (tall) werewolf.
Sirius is more adventurous, showing Remus (mostly magical, sometimes just pretty) spots in the wild while making sure the hike isn't too exhausting or difficult, trying to coax Remus out of his shell when they go out to different public places ("I feel like everyone is staring at me." - "As they should, you are gorgeous and hot and if I didn't like this place so much, I would fuck you right here.")
But the tension between the brothers is rising, often hissing and spitting poison at each other.
And at one point Remus has enough, because he loves likes both of them too much.
"If you can't learn to share, none of you will have me."
It was a bit weird at first, but at the same time it helped the Blacks become close again, bonding over their love for Remus and finding back to the close bond they had as children.
They even agreed that Remus should marry Regulus, so if something should happen to the brothers he would be taken care of, as Sirius has almost nothing to his name and nobody would dare to mess with the husband of Lord Black.
It might be a weird constellation, but it works for them.
Hiccup being dramatic AND buff Astrid (as she should be) because that is the best dynamic ever and I will fight to the death on it.
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Rosekiller bite mark tattoos🧎
Evan also gives barty piggy back rides in public places and it's scary bc they're both so fucking tall
The perfectionist in me wants to die on the 2nd of march at exactly 8:30 in the morning (when I was born) so I go out of this world at the same time I came into it.