some trod au doots
Sibling competition except it's Leshy proving he has more rizz than Narinder (they are both horrifically incompetent)
Banana hydra
(versions with different colored eyes)
Inspiration taken from this post (thanks for the permission!) and also from the fanfic "The rehabilitation of death" by @bamsara
Versions without shadow and lineart below
bonus a little sketch from when I was just planning the scene
“How many people have died to achieve this world domination of yours?” “769.” “…What?” “769 people died to achieve my plans. I counted them, and had each of their names etched on my throne so I never forget what my victory cost the world. Now tell me, how many have you killed to see me dead?”
“why does that character have to be queer?”
why not?
“why does that character have to be trans?”
why not?
“why does that character have to be a poc?”
why not?
Need more lamb in different cloaks.
well I was trying these brushes and I'm using things from the fandoms to practice, here is Leshy and Lamb with their blue clothes (which is the one I use the most)
If I had a nickel for every time a trans masc person going by Reagan decided to go exclusive with a person that I was TRYING TO DATE DAMMIT, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
Anyway fuck Reaganomics.
This is why my favorite superpower is self cloning/hivemind, imagine having dozens of bodies and how many partners you could have at once!
poly culture is creating a semi-complex polycule with your self-insert and various canon characters in your favorite media and having way less partners than that irl
not that it's bad of course, I just think it's silly to think about /lh
poly culture is fantasizing about dating way more people than physically possible
I've decided, I'm going to put the disaster is bisexual disaster and none of you can stop me!
He's OUR disaster bisexual and we all love him.
Alucard really is the disaster bisexual representation we all needed and deserved.
His polycule broke up (died of old age) so he took a depression nap (entombed himself for a 300 year slumber), bleached his hair (lost all his color from said slumber), and switched up his style (put his tits away in a frilly shirt).
He really is one of us.
oh to be in a polycule where we all split the cost of a house big enough for all of us
Darius had that dawg in him
Gotta give it a try sometime.
When you wear a collar and someone grabs it🥲
Where is the I don't drink coffee option?
For further clarification, the coffee was NOT refrigerated or anything, but it is still in a well-sealed pot. You can reheat the coffee however you want.
High quality life advice.
“Me and the bad bitch i pulled” meets “I fell for the assassin you sent after me”
I used to live completely isolated against my will in a hyper Christian home but today I turned down an invitation to a goth rave because my polycule is coming over to play dnd that night and I think growth is cool
Found my doppelganger, they have good taste.
random but mildly annoyed at how you can't romance both Astarion / Gale at once without modding the game- as a gay dude who's certain he's not monogamous I want my triad polyship pLEASE
ughngnhn Gale x Astarion is *chefs kiss* So lemme HAVE TYHEM BOTH
KAHSKHFKHGG
I AM GREEDY I KNOW BUT big SOFT WIZARD MAN AND ROGUE ELF ARE CURRENTLY LIVING RENT FREE IN MY HEAD OKAY
i'm too gay for this shit- and too anfyrgy ANGYR
ANGRY
I like the other men too, but Gale and Astarion are frigging perfect like how can you CHOOSE??? QHY YOU FORCE ME TO CHOOSE
I thought I could but now-
Astarion: This is my Consort *holds Loki by the hip* And his boyfriend *points to Gale holding Loki's hand* Loki: Our boyfriend. Gale: I'm having a good time :) *Grabs Astarion's hand* Astarion: :D
Its almost 1 AM I am going to bed- or try. I need my wholesome content tho- UAGHH
before asking "is polyamory immoral?" we should ask "what is so moral about monogamy anyway?"
This has to be my quote of the year.
I wonder which is stronger, the power of friendship or the power of polyamory?
What I'm getting from Castlevania Nocturne is that the polyamorous monster hunters from the first series were overpowered. They didn't really have any skill issue struggles. Especially Sypha. Sypha's magic was just top tier. Maybe polyamory gives party buffs. 🤔