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8 years ago

Stahp.😂😂😂

50shades-of-truth - Keeping it Real...
50shades-of-truth - Keeping it Real...
50shades-of-truth - Keeping it Real...
50shades-of-truth - Keeping it Real...
50shades-of-truth - Keeping it Real...
50shades-of-truth - Keeping it Real...
50shades-of-truth - Keeping it Real...
50shades-of-truth - Keeping it Real...
50shades-of-truth - Keeping it Real...
50shades-of-truth - Keeping it Real...
10 years ago

People on Tumblr:

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LOL


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10 years ago

So I was talking to my parents at the beginning of break

Mom: You're still playing that Skyrim game?

Me: Hey, I'm taking advantage of winter break. Besides, this is a cool game. Like, I can kill dragons, do magic, get married, join factions-

Dad: *from across the room* Get married?

Me: Yeah. And buy houses, too. I can even marry a woman. Like, I could marry my housecarl if I wanted.

Mom: Your what?

Me: Lydia. My housecarl.

Dad: Which is...?

Me: Um, she fights with me, carries my stuff-

Mom: So she's a slave?

Me: ...

Me: No.

Mom: She sounds like a slave.

Dad: What's this about you marrying a slave?

Mom: She's really a slave, right?

Me:

Mom: It seems like a failure of ethics to force your slave to marry you.

Me: But I'm not forcing her to marry me! Once I put on the Amulet of Mara she gets interested in me all on her own!

Dad: So, what, you're not attractive until you put on a fancy-dancy necklace and then force your slave to marry you?

Dad: We've raised her wrong. Keeping a slave, making her do all the dirty work, and then forcing her to get married? Incredible.

Dad: And I suppose then you force her to live with you, too.

Me:

Me:

Me: Fine, then, I'll marry Aela.

Mom: Who's Aela? Another slave?

Me: No, a werewolf. A Companion.

Dad: *throws magazine onto floor* BESTIALITY?

Mom: You're going to marry a wolf? You gonna enslave her too?

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: So can I go back to campus now, or do I have to live with this for the next forever and a half?

Dad:

Mom:

Dad:

Mom: *walking into the kitchen with her hands on her head* We've raised a lesbian slave-owner who regularly commits bestiality.

Dad: She's your daughter.


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6 years ago

I stopped breathing for a moment.😂

can they like release new vegetables 

10 years ago

This really speaks to the soul.

Love Has No Labels
Love Has No Labels
Love Has No Labels
Love Has No Labels
Love Has No Labels
Love Has No Labels
Love Has No Labels
Love Has No Labels
Love Has No Labels

Love has no labels

Video - Via Siz iOS app


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8 years ago

me: im so happy with my life right now

stress: 

Me: Im So Happy With My Life Right Now
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