Enter Sandman And Dyer’s Eve Are Both So Regulus Black It’s Insane

The king/Ray/Mo’s dad: That sound is so awful that it makes me want to kill somebody but I can’t decide if it makes me want to kill myself, someone else, or both.

The trumptus. bwaaah

*panthea explodes*

Songs in the album To Bring You My Love by PJ Harvey as random characters that they remind me of:

To Bring You My Love (the song): Lily Evans Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black (in PoA), Lady Gotham, Talia al Ghul, Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers, Jason Todd, baby!stalker!Tim Drake and (regretfully because contrary to how much she shows up in this list, I don’t actually think she’s in any way innocent but I unfortunately can’t deny the amount of vibes) Bellatrix Black Lestrange.

Meet Ze Monsta: Regulus Black, Lily Evans, Bellatrix Lestrange, Lady Gotham, and (only in CoS) Ginny Weasley.

Working For The Man: Bellatrix Lestrange, Barty Crouch jr (I still hate him for what he did to Neville and his parents), Lady Gotham, Bucky Barnes, Lily Evans (it’s more like she’s dating ‘The Man’ but), Talia al Ghul (she’s trying to stop though), Bruce Wayne as Batman (‘The Man’ is actually Lady Gotham but who cares), and lastly Jason Todd as Red Hood (he is ‘The Man’).

C’mon Billy: Talia al Ghul (to Bruce, the son is Damian), Lily Evans and James Potter (to Regulus, the son is Harry, Jegulily), Tonks (to Remus, the son is Teddy, I don’t ship them but I love Teddy), Remus Lupin (wishing Sirius was alive so he could meet Teddy), and Lady Gotham (giving Bruce Wayne yet another child).

Teclo: Jason Todd, Roy Harper, Tim Drake, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Lily Evans, James Potter, Regulus Black, Bucky Barnes, and Steve Rogers.

Long Snake Moan: Lily Evans, Remus Lupin (usually just before his time of the month), Marlene McKinnon, and Bellatrix Lestrange.

Down By The Water: (trans?) Regulus Black (obviously), Walburga Black (after Regulus died, I still hate her for what she did to her children), Sirius Black (if he saved Regulus), Lily Evans, Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Talia al Ghul (when she dunked Jason in The Pit), Lady Gotham, and Bucky Barnes.

I Think I’m a Mother: Lily Evans, Walburga Black, Bellatrix Lestrange, Lady Gotham, and Talia al Ghul.

Send His Love To Me: Lily Evans, Regulus Black, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Jason Todd, and Bucky Barnes.

The Dancer: Bruce Wayne, Lily Evans, Regulus Black, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Steve Rogers, and Bucky Barnes.

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I watched that Baymax show and cried but also wondered if Baymax swears so here's a shitty comic about hitting your toe on a fucking table

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The real reason Peter became a Death Eater was actually because Bellatrix has a truly terrific stash and the only way you could get some is when she’d occasionally share a little with the most devoted members after the meetings.

the marauders:

desi james potter

welsh remus lupin

french sirius black

high af peter pettigrew

Is the horse Sleipnir? If it’s him that means that he’s Loki’s son. Loki literally gave birth to a horse with 8 legs in the myths.

If Loki had any kind of pet he would definitely make them some little golden horns. Just imagine him shaping some tinfoil and spray painting it gold to put on his pet cat, or someone else's cat like Bucky's to mess with him.

Hear me out:

You with the dark curls: James

You with the watercolor eyes: Lily + Mary

You who bears all your teeth in every smile: Regulus + Marlene

He says, “I can always hear you sing, I wanna hear you speak to me”: Sirius + Dorcas

While a stranger braids my hair back out on the street: Remus + Pandora

sirius + regulus black, glaring at each other from across the table:

sirius: never have i ever hidden under the invisibly cloak when i heard footsteps coming up the stairs, leaving my partner with his dick out

regulus: *smirks, and takes a sip of vodka* never have i fucked on peter’s bed

sirius: *takes a large sip of vodka* never have i ever been caught fucking by mcgonagall

regulus: *inhales the vodka* never have i ever used the marauders map to scout out a new place to fuck

sirius: *takes two gulps of vodka* never have i ever skipped quidditch practice to fuck

regulus: *drinks half the bottle* never have i ever used my wand to-

peter: *grabs the bottle* that’s enough from you two

peter: also, my bed?? really?

remus + james: *dying*

Can we have a Harry Potter AU where Regulus Black is the Death Eater spy turned potions master instead of Snape?

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

guess who’s back with the marauders memes