Petition To Rename(MCU) Loki To Loki Friggabarn. Giving Loki This Last Name Would Follow The Viking Naming

What if there is a world where Jack and Janet swapped, and who got the coma, etc.?

I mostly thought of this cuz I had an amusing thought at work that goes something like this: Ra's: "Your father must have quite the man, Timothy. With just how perfectly you turned out. " Tim: "No, I got it from my mother. And if you know what's best for you, stay away from her. " ---Time Skip--- Janet walks into Wayne Manor: "Timothy, what have I told you about letting your stuff lie about in its improper place?" Tim: "Not, too, Mother. I'm sorry for being so thoughtless." Janet hands Tim a suspicious jar: "I'll be merciful this time; your surgery is booked for tomorrow, so make sure to get your affairs in order." Janet turns to Damien and hands him a card. "This is out of courtesy, child. Make sure not to repeat the mistake. Either of you." She eyes Jason and Damien. "And Mr. Grayson, your thin ice too, for the attempted hospitalization of my Timomothy." And with that, she walks back out. Bruce hesitantly asks: "Tim... Why did Janet hand Damien a sorry for your loss card?" Tim: "Well, since I now have my spleen in the jar, Bruce, I'm pretty sure Ra's is dead."

Or an aneurism?

“It’s like sweet home Alabama but just more violent” ~ Sirius Black explaining his family tree/circle.

au in which the real reason why tim drake is still seventeen years old is because he was turned into a vampire and he’s really bad at hiding it.

surprisingly, his family who are the supposed ‘greatest detectives’ have not caught on yet even though tim has slipped up in front of them many times.

Reverse Robin au but the ages aren't changed. Just adoption order.

What is that even supposed to mean??

/gen

do. do we all see that. please tell me we all see that they have different hair colors.

It’s the first thing everyone learns how to do for a reason

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

Regulus’ is so damn funny

Marauders fake tweets, priv accounts

(Minus Evan and Bartys cause theres a limit)

This is exactly what I think happened after Regulus survived his scuba diving adventure, either because:

A) Sirius found out about it and scubad after him.

B) Kreacher teleported Reggie to Sirius/Wolfstars apartment.

Regardless of which one happened, an ambulance was probably called immediately cuz the DE’s won’t ever even think to look in the ICU of a random muggle hospital.

I just made a sound like a choked pig because it’s the middle of the night and I’m the only one awake

canonically the way athena’s kids are born in PJO is literally insane what do you mean athena takes an interest in a smart human and then a child just shows up on their doorstep like annabeth is literally the immaculate conception SHE’S JESUS?! imagine you charm a woman with your insane autistic rizz about a topic bc you’re an Intellectual and the next day you HAVE A CHILD IN A BASKET ON YOUR DOORSTEP?! also that means PJO-verse Athena DECIDES to CREATE A CHILD FROM HER THOUGHTS whose whole life is about to be suffering and may not survive. like she may be the most darksided olympian