"Many Times Our Plans Get Derailed, But The Secret Is To Let Go Of Them" By Acopinesandaspens

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The paranoia

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Tim and Bruce getting into an argument bcs Tim demands to be independent and NOT get involved in the mess of being a legal part of the Wayne family, and Bruce being final on the fact that Tim is FIFTEEN and needs a legal guardian. out of spite Tim asks the person he thinks Bruce would approve of as a guardian the least to sign some guardian papers.

Tim: you don’t have to do anything parental i just REALLY wanna make Batman mad and i get the sense that our wishes align on that specific aspect so if you could just sign here for shits and giggles-

Red Hood:

Red Hood, rapidly changing his plans on how to deal with getting revenge on Bruce because his replacement is actually kinda hysterical: if we’re doing this we’re fucking doing it right, kid

Bruce shows up to Tim’s next parent teacher conference because hey just because he’s being given the silent treatment over this whole adoption thing doesn’t mean he’s going to slack off on his parental duties, only to freeze in the doorway because Tim Drake-Hood is stood there with his shiny new CRIME LORD LEGAL GUARDIAN giving him the most SHIT EATING GRIN POSSIBLE, and he almost has a panic attack on the spot.

Jason’s really getting into this whole caretaker thing. he’s doing school runs, delivering home cooked meals to Drake manor, helping with homework, this was his fucking CALLING. Tim is having the time of his life because him and Hood actually get along really well, but then he realises two weeks in that it turns out Hood is actually Jason fucking Todd, and he has to deal with the existential crisis of causing the very thing he was trying to stop because he is now technically a legal child of the Wayne family.

out of embarrassment for the fact that he failed and amazement at the fact that he’s bonding so well with Bruce’s dead kid and his own childhood hero (who is now a badass crime lord that lets him call for advice about english assignments while organising drug runs and picks up batburger on his way home from weapon shipments, seriously what more could Tim want in a parent), Tim somehow becomes even more invested in hiding Red Hood’s identity than Jason is.

Bruce has just been in a constant state of panic for the past three months and he doesn’t know what to fucking do. Dick was concerned for Tim up until he demanded to have dinner with him and his new ‘guardian’ to vet the guy and Jason, who stopped caring about his identity when he realised how much being a working dad agrees with his mental health and is only actively keeping his identity from Bruce for Tim’s pride’s sake, takes off his helmet to eat and Dick stares at him frozen for fifteen minutes across the table before finally pointing at the two and saying ‘you know what? he didn’t even tell me Jason was dead until after the funeral. whatever the fuck’s going on here? he has it coming. proceed.’

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Montana opening up some incredible possibilities here. imagine the chaos you could cause by filing a fraudulent marriage certificate for two random people who've never met

spideytorch bullet point fic

race car driver Johnny!

Johnny is a race car driver (that's he's only thing, not all the other stuff)

Peter is his boyfriend of course

he doesn't understand racing very much but still he goes to every race he can

Johnny has a really bad accident during one race like car flipped over and badly mangled

Peter has to be held back from running on to the track by their friend Bobby

it takes the med crew a bit to get Johnny out of the wreck and Peter is shaking the whole time

they get him out eventually and he's awake thank goodness

Johnny’s trying to spot Peter in the crowd so he can at least wave to him or smile at him

meanwhile Peter is crying in relief

there's blood coming from somewhere on Johnny’s head and his arm looks like it's been broken but he's awake smiling and alive

Johnny gets taken away in an ambulance while Peter and Bobby rush out of the stadium to meet him at the hospital

Bobby drives there because Peter is a wreck

Peter rushes in while Bobby parks and then waits in the lobby

Peter gives Johnny a hug

(which hurts but Johnny ties to hide it)

"All those tears for me?"

"Shut up you're such an idiot what were you thinking"

"I didn't try to crash!"

"I was so worried about you. I thought you were dead" *kisses*

Johnnys left arm is broken in two places, he fractured three ribs, and he has a concussion

he's out for the rest of the season because of all of that obviously

the next season Johnny wants to go back to racing and Peter doesn't want him to

they get into a massive fight about it

"Peter this is my life! It's what I do!"

"It almost killed you Johnny!"

"you're being overdramatic about it"

"you had two fractured ribs, the doctor said if they'd fully broken it would've punctured your lung!"

"but they didn't! I was okay!"

"That doesn't mean you go rushing back to the race track to try again."

"Peter I love this! I can't just stop because of one crash!"

"I can't- I can't watch that again Johnny. It was the hardest thing to watch since my uncle died."

"Then stop watching."

"Johnny-"

"if it's too hard to watch me do this then stop watching, cause I'm going back."

this ends with their breakup and they’re both heartbroken

but Peter doesn't stop watching

he always has the race on in the background making sure Johnnys okay

and Johnny still keeps the picture of Peter taped up inside of his car

the second to last race of the season the two cars in front of Johnny wreck bad and his attempt to avoid it send him swerving in a circle off the course

Peter screams while watching it at home

Johnny is able to walk out of the car on his own, no injuries but it definitely scared him

as soon as Peter sees him walk out of the car he turns off the race and rushes to the track

the race was in Delaware not close to Peter at all really but he doesn't care

he gets there after the race is over, it's night now but he's determined to see Johnny

Peter runs into Johnnys crew chief Ben and begs him to tell Peter where Johnny is

Ben tells him and Peter sprints to the hotel room in the middle of Ben wishing him luck

Peter bangs on the door frantic and out of breath

"Peter?"

"I'm so sorry" they both say at the same time

they talk and apologize and cry and kiss

"I was so scared Peter. There was a crash today and I-"

"I know, I was watching."

"You were?"

"I never stopped. I can't. I love you too much."

"I love you so much Peter. I missed you I'm so sorry for sending you away."

"I'm so sorry I let you."

they're officially back together before the night is over

and they’re engaged by the end of the year

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

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