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there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

Piggy's breaking point, huh

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You misunderstand, they need him to understand what the fuck to do when they talk to The Residents after the battle.

Papyrus OG turns into an ambassador after the True Paci ending, so of course Blue would be honored to do that for his Fucking Clueless Idiot Gods.

Sure, you can say that Dream has experience from before he was turned to stone, but-

a. In the og tale, he was 6 when he became one with rock. Even if he were closer to an adult-

b. It's been about 500 years since he was anything less than a god, and even THEN-

c. He was still Revered AS A GOD. The Tree of Feelings and the golden apples made the villagers See Him As A God. It doesn't matter if they manipulated him or treated him like the average kid, they saw him as something Other Than Them.

Dream has no legs to stand on.

INK IS SO MUCH WORSE THOUGH. HE HAS NO ARMS TO CRAWL WITH OH GOD.

He Canonically sees everyone as Characters that are Part Of A Story. How are you gonna talk to someone that had their house torn to shreds by Error when they're the equivalent of Mickey God Damned Mouse in your eyes?

Both cannot interact with anything less than a god unless they have their Token Mortal Buddy to tell them that No, people do NOT like it when you take the food they were holding like an offering, and they DESPISE when you explain their dead wife as an "interesting backstory" my friend!!

basically the star sanses' dynamic. you guys are basically fighting the devil. why is jeff from accounting here

like its really cute that youre gonna ✨defeat him with the power of frendship✨ and all, but again, he is the devil. from the bible.

so.

WHATS UP BITCHES I FOUND IT

It doesn't start with Leshy but this stuff is GOLD.

GOD do I wish I knew where to look for the text post series where Leshy kills a giant stump god with 100 metal claws from his little ant followers. I forgot to follow that writer and no matter how I search I can't find it anywhere.

PLEASE help me if you know what I'm talking about

In retrospect I may have been overselling the banana

Of course *he* can have his full tiddies on display, but when a single fem presenting nipple appears the world explodes!!

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Centuries old immortal meets sarcastic mid-20s mortal who says they're 57 when asked how old they are, and then the immortal takes their word for it.

The immortal thinks that they've managed to stumble upon a "young" immortal and wants to show them the ropes, meanwhile the mortal thinks this is just a huge bit.

After the absurd lung-shattering laughter this caused from me I simply am unable to pass this up.

Everybody always so bold when dunking from the other parallel dimension 😔

"Redraw tumblr post" time of the year again, based on this one specifically that i found weeks ago but I needed to do something with it hfgjdh (with the original post being on tiktok). I just love canon Blaze being absolutely ass at cooking💜

Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

Apparently Spies can give you quests, including the one where they ask you to save their friends/family from a location. Now I have a follower that was brought here because a spy asked me to save him.