SOMEBODY SAVE ME PLS
I NEED FICS OR ONESHOTS ABOUT KUROKO TETSUYA X READER BRO
LOOK AT HIM
HE'S SO SILLY
I GET MOMOI SHES SO REAL BRO
I CANT FIND ANYTHING AND THE FIRST THING THAT POPS UP IS SMUT
THEY'RE TEENAGERS BRO AND FIRST YEARS I CANT DO THIS
(give me recs for kuroko tetsuya x reader pls. i need good ones.)
SOMEONE TELL ME IM NOT CRAZY
THERES A BLUE LOCK FAN DUB OR VOICE OVER ON TIKTOK
AND I KEEO QUOTING IT BUT @sugurumybeloved RHINKS IM CRAZY BC SHE HASNT SEEN IT
ANYONE OLEASE
SHE THINKS IM A FREAK BC I WAS QUOTING ISAGI
'jokes on you because i'll like it cause im a masochist!'
'what the fuck did i just hear π¨'
'this shit just got intercepted by Oliver IQ, I'm so bri'ish!'
'do you want to know my body count π'
'that isnt even remotely close to what we were talking about π¨'
'my direct... SHOT?!?!?!?'
'i'm a... STRIKER?!?!??!'
I KNOW IM NOT INSANE π
i'm gonna die. i have a lisp bc im getting braces.
I KEEP GETTING MADE FUN OF MY FAMILY AND SOME RANDOM GUY IN MY CLASS KMS
anyway.
Pairing: Kusuo Saiki x GN Reader!
'Gyatt!' β Thoughts!
"Gyatt" β Speaking!
'Gyatt!' β Saiki's thoughts!
"Gyatt!" β Saiki speaking!
'Gyatt!' β Saiki speaking to one person via mind
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You whispered to Kusuo who was currently being tugged on by Yuuta. You were over at his house because you needed homework answers. He had to babysit Yuuta since his mom was out and he dragged you with him when he felt Teruhashi's presence. The doorbell rang and he was making you answer it. "Because you owe me for giving you homework answers." He said to you as you groan.
Before you both could do anything, Yuuta opened the door. "Um. Cybor Cider Man Number Two! Come quick! You too, Cyborg Cider Man Number Two's partner!" Yuuta said dragging you and Saiki to the door. It was Teruhashi. "Oh! L/n? Saiki? What are you both doing?" Teruhashi asked with a small smile. 'What?! Why is L/n with Saiki?! And why is this little brat calling them Saiki's partner?! Okay, calm down Kokomi. You're perfect. Saiki will fall for you!' Teruhashi thought as Saiki internally groaned.
"Oh, me and Ku- Saiki, were babysitting Yuuta. I live around the corner." You said to stop yourself from using Kusuo's first name. He told you not to since it would draw suspicion. "Oh, how nice! I was invited by Mrs. Saiki so she could teach me how to cook!" Teruhashi said with a smile. 'Beat that L/n! Not only was a perfect pretty girl invited to his house, but his mom likes me!' Teruhashi thought.
"Oh, I love Ku- Mrs. Saiki's cooking! I haven't had it in so long!" You say with a smile. "Oh, you've met her?" Teruhashi asked with a tight smile. "Yeah? We're childhood friends and neighbors." You say with a nod. Kusuo tried to leave but Yuuta kept a firm grip on him. You, Kusuo, Yuuta, and Teruhashi went to Kusuo's house. He was carrying Yuuta, you were right beside him, and Teruhashi was beside you.
"Oh my! Ku, you look like a married couple with Y/n!" Kurumi said to her son looking at you, Kusuo, and Yuuta. Teruhashi awkwardly shifted on her feet. "Oh, Teruhashi, I forgot to buy ingredients and I have a meeting! Could you wait a little while while I attend it and buy the ingredients?" Kurumi said to Teruhashi, looking apologetic. Teruhashi nodded with a polite smile. "It's no worry, Mrs. Saiki! I can wait." She said with a smile.
To be fair, you weren't paying attention. Yuuta and you were having a staring contest. When he blinked, you snickered and he pouted at you. He tugged on Kusuo to tattle on you. "Cyborg Cider Man number two! They cheated!" Yuuta tattled on you. You gasp dramatically. "He's lying. You can't cheat in a staring contest." You say poking his side as he laughed. "You did cheat!" Yuuta said with a giggle.
Teruhashi could only look at the three of you. Kurumi's sentence from before ran through her head. 'Why is L/n so buddy-buddy with Saiki of all people? Saiki's hard to get close to... and L/n isn't the type he would hang out with. So what gives?' She thought looking at you and Yuuta bickering playfully. "Oh um, I actually think I forgot! My parents need me today, it escaped my mind, how about another day Mrs. Saiki?" Teruhashi said bowing to Kurumi as she smiled. "Oh, it's not a problem! I'd love to have you over another day!" Kurumi beamed with a wave of her hand.
Teruhashi nodded politely before leaving the house, and Kurumi soon followed after to head to her meeting. Kusuo sighed before turning his attention back to you and Yuuta who was pulling on your hair as you fought. Five minutes. That's all he asks for. He's never getting peace. Especially not at school, not with what Teruhashi witnessed.
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SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG :((
LAST CHAPTER :3
pairing: kenma x gn reader (FOR THE FINAL TIME GOLLY)\
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Kuroo's voice yelled from the entrance of the doorway. You had invited Kuroo over since he was begging to. He hasn't seen Kenma after you and him got married. He wanted to see his best friend and his best friend's spouse!
"Be quiet Kuroo. Kenma's streaming right now." You scolded him and closed the door behind him. "Oh... sorry not sorry!" Kuroo said scratching his head as he walked inside. "Yeah..." You say with a mutter. You led him to where Kenma's streaming room was and knocked gently on the door.
"Come in," Kenma's voice echoed from the room. You open the door to see that he is doing a hand cam stream. He turned around and smiled slightly at the sight of you but then frowned when he saw Kuroo. "Why is he here?" Kenma asked in playful disdain as Kuroo rolled his eyes.
"You love me! Finish your stream so we can talk!" Kuroo said putting his hands on his hips. Kenma gave you a look, to which you nodded and started to push Kuroo out of the room. "Come on, I'll make you something to eat." You said closing the door so Kenma could finish his stream.
A few minutes pass and Kenma walks back to where you and Kuroo were sitting. "I finished," He said before Kuroo tackled him. "Hi, my best friend ever!" Kuroo said as Kenma groaned. "Get off me fattie!" Kenma said trying to get Kuroo off him. Kuroo gasped and got off him.
"Tuh... rude. Man, Y/n get your husband.." Kuroo said using you as a shield to protect himself from Kenma. He rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. "Why are you here Kuroo?" Kenma asked with slight annoyance and amusement. "Oh yeah! Heh, guess what? You get to babysit today! Here you go! Here's her binky! She goes to bed at 3 pm for her nap! Bye!" Kuroo said dropping his daughter, Tani, in your arms and giving Kenma the essentials before leaving.
"Where did she even come from?" You ask looking at the baby girl in your arms. "Seriously? Whatever. It's already 2:30." Kenma said with a sigh looking at the time. This was going to be a long time. Especially since Kuroo didn't specify what time he was coming back.
/Time Skip!\
"I'm back-!" Kuroo said slamming the door open before stopping himself. He saw you, Kenma, and Tani cuddled up on the couch. Kenma's arms were around you, you were curled up to his chest, and Tani watched TV blissfully. "Aw, the two non-parents are tuckered out! Come on Tani. Let's go back before Mommy gets mad at us again." Kuroo said gently taking his daughter, wrote a quick note, and gently left the house.
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I got sick again bro what the freak.
ANYWAY THAT CONCLUDES POWER UP >0<
TYYY FOR THE TAG :33
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Last song: JOYRIDE by kesha
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This is what you get. (my shidou thing getting some publicity :3 pls dont come for me hes a silly freaky charwcter.) π£π£ππππ£π£π£ππ£ππππ£ππππ£ππππππ£πππ£πππ£π£π£ππππππβΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈπππππ£ππ§πππ§
Pairings: Kenma x gn reader
ft: nekoma vb team (again ig...)
Warnings: A LOT of brainrot
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Kenma and you had been playing animal crossing for a couple of hours now. You were supposed to be hanging out with Inu and Shiba but you got a text from Kenma asking if you could play so obviously you said yes.
"Did... you just take MY bark," Kenma said moving his character to look at yours. "Erm... no!" You say taking out your net before moving your character to go get bugs. Kenma sighed and went to cut down another tree.
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Kenma's phone was buzzing with notifications while he was on a call with you. "Woah! Mr. Popular over here!" You teased him. You could practically hear his eye roll. "Shut up. It's just Kuroo DMing me on Twitter to unblock him so he can call me." Kenma said ignoring the notifications. "You still have him blocked? What did bro do?" You asked with a snicker finding the fact Kenma still had Kuroo blocked amusing.
"I forgot I had him blocked," Kenma said as you chuckled. "Sounds like you." You say with a smile as Kenma hides in his hoodie to hide the fact his ears are red. "Yeah..." He said before you both fell into a comfortable silence while the two of you played.
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putah *spits on you*
pairings: kenma x gn reader
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chat i'm in my nahida era.
nahida come home and i'll learn how to build just for you (I have only 260 gems.)
So um... new series!! This (I hope!) Will go on from February to March ending March 1st! Or before then it depends! This one is planned out FULLY SO NO EMPTY PROMISES!! This isn't interactive but I hope it's still good :3
The light mode is saiki's pov btw :3
Pairing: Kusuo Saiki x GN Reader
'Gyatt!' β Thoughts!
"Gyatt" β Speaking!
'Gyatt!' β Saiki's thoughts!
"Gyatt!" β Saiki speaking!
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