❝random Atsushi N. Headcanons!❞

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❝random Osamu D. headcanons! ❞

Summary: Silly little headcanons with Dazai :3

Pairings: Dazai x gn reader

a/n: I don't really know how to write Dazai correctly so apologies if he's mischaracterized 😔

• Before you started dating he most definitely tried to act mysterious to try and attract you.

• It was the trope of he fell first and he fell harder.

• If you don't respond in less than 10 seconds he'll spam you.

D: 'heyy prettyy'

D: 'why aren't you responding.'

D: 'HEY'

D: 'fly low pretty 🦍(I couldn't find the dove)'

Your Initial: 'I WAS SLEEPING'

• He would spam you with random videos. Mostly ones he would find funny but it's depressing.

• If you were shorter than him he would constantly make jokes about it. If you're taller he still makes jokes about it.

• Teases you constantly.

• He annoys you whenever you don't give him enough attention. You could be doing important work and he'll be at your side.

Dazai: "Are you done yet? This is so boring!"

Y/n: "I just started. Wait like 30 minutes."

• He would kind of stop his suicide attempts. He'd still attempt but keep it to a minimum to not worry you as much.

• Would ask you to do a double suicide and you change your answer every time just to tease him.

• In a modern au he would put in his bio 'captured by this creature' with your @.

• Whenever you both go on walks and encounter a dog he will stare down the dog before pulling you to continue walking.

• He loves you but if you want a dog he would convince you not to get one since he dislikes them.

• You would have to drive everywhere since he's a reckless driver. Do not trust him behind the wheel.

• You keep him in line. Kunikida has your number on speed dial just in case Dazai slacks off.

• You are Kunikida's favorite person because you keep Dazai in check.

• Because of how people think of Dazai, they would expect him to be overprotective and possessive. But he's COMPLETELY THE OPPOSITE. He doesn't care if you stay out at night or who you're around, because he knows you're loyal . But if shit goes down expect him to be there in a second.

• Dazai is one sarcastic man. Like if you see him going to the bathroom and you ask "are you going to the bathroom?" he'll say "no, I'm going to the shed to bury Chuuya. YES IM GOING TO THE BATHROOM."

• If you were sad he'd probably say something stupid like "turn that frown upside down bbg"

• Dazai sings and hums when he's not paying attention , and you've definitely seen it a couple of times.

• At first you two were no labels but now he's super proud to be with you.

• If you had any insecurities he would always say he found you to be breathtaking no matter what.

• To be fair, he probably doesn't find PDA as an issue. If you intertwined your hand with his, he wouldn't find it as a big deal. He doesn't mind kisses in public either. (RAHHHHJHH)

• His favorite spots to kiss you would be the forehead, lips and your hands.

• If he were to take you on a date it would either be a restaurant or a at home movie night.

• He gossips with you. You have any sort of drama from work or friends? He's sitting with you listening to everything. Especially on spa days you insist you both have.

Y/n: "Then she found out her husband was sleeping with her co worker."

Dazai: "I knew something was up."

hehehhe

My hear me out cake :333 (the pictures are big but they wouldnt cooperate with me 😠)

official hear me out cake with all the fine shyts I could think of 🙇‍♀️

@1-800reki LOOK I PUT POE AND ANGO IN THERE

inspo from @imraespace (should we make it a reblog game)

tyy for the tag :33

oh!!!! um okay. i dont like this game anymore :/ (I HAVE AN OLD PHONECASE FROM LIKE 2020 AND I HAVENT CHANGED IT SINCE 💔 THE HEARTS ON IT FADED TOO WHAT THE FLIPP)

tagging: @niko-the-clown, @jeffbuckleymylove, and @mydark-impulse

be prepared.

BLUE LOCK KIN TEST

Hey guys! so I stumbled upon this 19-item quiz by llolik where they assign you a kin from the Blue Lock characters (including those in the manga so spoiler warning for anime-onlys) based on your answers. The results were pretty much fascinating and accurate in my opinion so I thought I'd share it with you all!

Tags are open for anyone who would like to give it a try. It would be nice if you could share your results in the comments or reblogs but without pressure of course! You may also tag other people if you want. Have fun 🤍

HES OUT OMG WAIT HES OUT AYAYYAYAYAYA

OHHH AFTER I PULL FOR VENTI I'LL SAVE FOR HIM

OOOO HES SO FINE

'get a load of this guy' IM TRYING 👅👅

im gonna go insane, there's a new genshin character and he lowkey fine guys and I forgot his name but he's so fine guys trust

this fine bae 👅👅🤤

i found his name is ifa i think but he's fine

this isn't his real design but his real design is fine too

pls don't block me

im gonna save for venti

venti WILL come home trust 👅

He looks so ai generated help me

you🌹know🌹what🌹twin🌹it’s🌹okay🌹twin🌹I🌹Forgive🌹you🌹twin🌹you just🌹gotta🌹lock🌹up🌹next🌹time🌹twin🌹this🌹is🌹you🌹twin🌹on🌹foenem🌹🌹grave🌹 bruh🌹

❤️🌹🥰😊🎶

Rule Book!

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• As stated before, I am a minor, so refrain from saying anything that might make me uncomfortable!

Chapter Two: Gulps

i have a project due this week and it's not done at ALL

i'm cooked.

Pairing:Kusuo Saiki x GN reader!

'Gyatt!' ← Thoughts!

"Gyatt" ← Speaking!

'Gyatt!' ← Saiki's thoughts!

"Gyatt!" ← Saiki speaking!

'Gyatt!' ← Saiki speaking to one person via mind

masterlist | next chapter!

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"Settle down now, I'd like to introduce our new student here. Introduce yourself."

The teacher said with you next to her. You awkwardly looked around the class, noticing Kusuo you brightened up slightly. "Oh uh, My name is Y/n L/n! Nice to meet you all!" You said looking back at the class that was staring at you. "You can go sit with Saiki. Saiki raise your hand." The teacher said after scanning the room for empty seats. Kusuo held back a sigh and raised his hand as you walked over to him.

Once you sat down behind him, and class started you passed him a discrete note. 'Heh... you'll never find peace again kitten 😈' read the note. Saiki grumbled, crumpled it, and said to you 'Never call me kitten again.' You laugh before opening your notebook to keep up with the class.

/Time Skip!\

Lunch rolled around pretty quickly, you avoided the questions because you hated that part about being new. You followed Kusuo around like a puppy. He ensured that his 'friends' or so-called nuisances didn't notice so he would have peace for once.

"Hey, have you seen Saiki today? I haven't seen him since the new student arrived, come to think of it. I haven't seen them either." Teruhashi asked Chiyo who shook her head. "I haven't seen either of them. Huh, weird." Chiyo said before the bell rang to head home. "I have to head to the store to get ingredients for my baking! See you tomorrow Kokomi!" Chiyo said getting up and waving bye to Teruhashi. As she went down the stairs she bumped into someone.

"I'm sorry I was in a rush- hey! You're the new student, right? Y/n?" Chiyo asked noticing you immediately. You tense up only to notice Kusuo has gone invisible. He is cooked when he gets home. "Um yeah! That's me.." You say embarrassed. "Nice to meet you! I'm Chiyo Yumehara! We're in the same class but you probably knew that!" Chiyo said excited to meet you. "Nice to meet you too, weren't you in a rush?" You ask before she exclaims. "I am! Sorry, can't stay long! Have a nice day!" She said before running off.

Once she was out of sight, Kusuo stopped being invisible. "Asshole! You left me on my own!" You say to him when you see him next to you again. "I was here the whole time." He said to you as you rolled your eyes. "Don't get smart with me young whippersnapper." You said with a slight scoff. "Come on, I'll teleport us home. We have our shoes already." He said rolling his eyes at the nickname. "Yay! okay!"

taglist: @sugurumybeloved, @lovingyeet

um... hey chat! i haven't written chapter 4 yet, so if the chapter comes out late, it wasn't me! It was the demons. they got to me (it's actually my ela teacher) heh... be prepared for a later chapter! i cant even write tmw cause I have dance till 8 pm :3

Accounts!

Kusuo Saiki:

• says he doesn't like attention but he is a fein for y/n's attention (in denial about it)

• coffee jelly addict

• wants to be average

Y/n L/n

• Kusuo's partner!

• Pizza addict 💔

• male impregnator!

• Y/n's first friend in PK Academy!

• Baker and Chef

• WILL be the first to know

• Y/n's one-sided rival! (i love her don't come for me 💔)

• She's the real huzz

• She WILL use brain rot terms because I have free will.

• Bro thinks he's a gangster but he's just gay 💔

• Bro is gonna find out accidentally

• The huzz does NOT want bro (I want him)

• Y/n's kitten (trust)

• The huzz DOES want bro

• idk gay or something

• most hated 💔

• Y/n's ramen buddy

• Kusuo's best buddy (real!) (not clickbait!)

I

@sugurumybeloved

need a partner to match kokichi and shuichi with me romantically :// sighs.

me when no shuichi to match with me: :// :((

me when shuichi to match with me: :33 >0<