HELLO MR. GAIMAN!!! I Wanted To Ask You If You Had Anything To Say To Writers, Authors, Poets, Or Anyone

tit is wild yall

rest in peace danandphilgames (heterosexual). on a different note— welcome danandphilgames (gay).

“full fridge restock” style video but it’s me putting all my meds in my weekly pill counter

watcher fans have few options:

history nerd who want his corpse to be eaten by wild animals, and seeks out dolls in abandoned buildings the way one does a cat at a party full of strangers

jock who believes in ghosts, thinks hair grows through the skull, and can't stop himself from making shit jokes

stressed foodie who seems normal until he opens his mouth and is always one inconvenience from committing arson

bonus:

nervous gay bartender who didn't have this in his 5 year plan

historical beauty guru who's willing to put ground up bugs on her face just too see what it looks like

happy serious breach of the laws of biology to dan and phil & all who celebrate.

Mr gaiman, what the fuck is good omens

I wish I could help you. I've asked several people around here and the general consensus is that it's probably one of those fancy cocktails with an umbrella in it, although there is a dissenting opinion that it might be either a traditional British dessert or perhaps a magic trick where a selected card is found several days later in next door's shed.

well yes!

phil can’t get pregnant but by god dan will die trying