Can We Get Some Peso X Kwazii Quotes From Your High School/College AU :)

May I ask for some Kwazii x Peso incorrect quotes? 😌

You got it!! ^^

This is fairly long, and has a lot of ship stuff (for the last one I sadly couldn't think of much) and some random stuff here and there

There are some fun facts at the end of the post as well ^^

Tw/Cw for swearing, mention of injuries + medical stuff

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Kwazii: Hey Peso, I have a question

Peso: Um, sure, what is it?

Kwazii: Are you a surgeon? Because you've taken my heart

Peso, flustered: wha-

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Peso: Ok, please explain how this happened?

Kwazii, covered in bruises and minor scrapes: I fell you for

Peso:

Kwazii:

Peso:

Kwazii: i fell off a cliff whole doing a trick-

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Kwazii: So... do you like cats???

Peso: Yeah-

Kwazii: *seductively pushes a glass off the table*

Peso:

Peso: why would you do that-

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Kwazii: My future partner needs to be brave! Strong! Outgoing! Unapologetically themselves! Always ready for a new adventure! Someone who can keep up with me!!

Peso: *manages to tangle himself in bandages while trying to help a sea slug and freaks out*

Peso: *quickly fixes it all like the king he is*

Kwazii:

Kwazii: I want that one >:3

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Peso: Everyone, STOP!!!

The rest of the team: :0

Kwazii: THAT'S MY BOY!!! I'M PROUD OF YOU!!!

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Kwazii: Ok, so, random question, but what would happen if I were to-

Peso, already knowing where they are going with this: no

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Peso: Are you ready to commit?

Kwazii: A crime, to a relationship, or something else?

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Peso: Is something burning??

Kwazii: Just my love for you ♡

Kwazii:

Kwazii: And the toaster

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Kwazii: I'm an expert at identifying birds!

Peso, pointing at a hawk: What about that one?

Kwazii: Yup, that's 100% a bird >:3

Peso: ° - °

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Peso: How did you hurt your tail this time?

Kwazii: Did you see those stairs over there?

Peso: Yes?

Kwazii: I didn't

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Kwazii, over the octo radio or whatever they use: Peso, do you know what blood type I am?

Peso: Yes, you're O+

Kwazii: Shit, I guessed wrong, excuse me nurse-

Peso: Wait what happened-

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Peso: Kwazii no-

Kwazii: Kwazii yes

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Peso: *does something chaotic and risky*

Kwazii, almost crying: I'm so proud-

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Peso: We don't know what's in that cave. It can be an injured creature, something dangerous, or something that none of us could be prepared for or fully understand...

Kwazii, already swimming towards the cave: SOUNDS LIKE A DARE TO ME!!!

Peso looking at Barnacles: I now understand your pain-

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Peso over the radio/communicator: Ok, just keep the leg straight and use your left hand to push the patella back into place. Then stay off the leg. I'll call you back later, I'm in a meeting

Peso: So, as I was saying, Pinto is really enjoying finger painting and music! I was wonder if -

The teacher: ○ - ○

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Peso: Treat spider the way you want to be treated ^^

Kwazii: Feared and killed without hesitation

Peso: no-

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Peso: Can we visit this Ghost Ship attraction?

Kwazii: What's wrong with the one we're in now?

Peso, scared: Wait, what-?

Kwazii: Night Peso!!

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Fun facts!!

Cats only have 3 (6) blood types! A+, A-, B+, B-, AB+, and AB- (or at least that's what's known, every species has a different system)

When Peso was taking with a teacher in that one quote, that's about half of what it takes to relocate a knee on your own

Also, I'm deathly afraid of spiders (and bugs in general), and understand the struggle ^^'

I also used to be in a kind of Pre Medical School, so most of the Peso things are based on what I did/learned ^^

Requests are still open ^^

Octonauts but it's low quality and slightly cursed images

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(a small edit I made) ⬆️

Anyways I'm going to try to post some normal stuff soon, just running low on motivation at the moment ^^

Guess who's back after 15 years of radio silence? This person >:)

I'll be getting to requests soon, so in the mean time have some Incorrect Octonauts Quotes ^^

+ some random headcanons

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Barnacles: So, explain how this works?

Tweak: Kwazii?

Kwazii: Yes?

Tweak: Please explain Pokémon to the Captain

Kwazii, who has the entire Pokémon Rap memorized: *deep inhale*

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Peso: Ok, just, hold still for a moment...

Tweak: Got it.

Tweak:

Tweak: *starts vibrating due to too much energy + staying still*

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Shellington: *doing the raptor arm thing*

Random person: Is... is he OK? Did he have a stroke or something?

Dashi, trying not to laugh: Na, they're just like that

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Professor Inkling: I met Captain Barnacles while teaching a class on Marine Biology. How did you meet him?

Professor Natquik: I threw a snowball and it hit him dead in the face

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Tweak: So yeah, that's how I chose my name. How about you?

Tracker: ...

Tracker: I like tracking things down...

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Dashi: Ok, now you just have to stand still and balance! Balance is key when on a surfboard

Kwazii: Pff, easy!

Kwazii: *tail starts swaying due to focus and touches the water*

Kwazii: YAAAA- *falls in*

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Peso: Here, have a sticker!

Kwazii: This is a cat sticker saying "purr-fect"...

Peso: Oh, sorry, I'll give you a new one-

Kwazii, aggressive sticking it on their hat: No I love it and I'll keep it forever

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Shellington: Hold on, I think I have something for this...

Dashi: What is it?

Shellington: *pulls a giant box filled with lab equipment from his bag*

Dashi:

Dashi: How tf did that fit in that tiny bag...

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* Credit to something @manilovewomen pointed out in a post they made about how Octonauts characters just pull things out of no where/pull things from bags that shouldn't fit ^^

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Hi, I'm opening commissions to get mobility aids!!

Yeah, that's basically it. I need cash so I can get stuff to help me walk around and:

- Not be in pain all the time

- Not collapse at random

- Make it easier for me to get around in college

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Autism Doodles: $1 ($ 3 for color)

Character Ship Rings: $1 (per character, multiple characters welcomed )

Poorly Drawn Pokemon: $2 ($5 for color)

Edit/Aesthetic Pfps: $2 (per pfp)

Random Tattoo Designs: $5

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Horribly Drawn Memes: Send the meme, and I'll draw it so horribly it will be sad or funny

Autism Doodles: Trinket/Creature from your special interest/hyper fixation will bedrawn. Yes, I want to know about it (/srs)

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Upper Body: $6

Full Body: $9

Send a picture of your Oc/character, and I'l draw them.

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Clothing Designs:

Will be drawn on a blank model. Give a theme, and I will make a design

Dress: $5

Top: $2

Bottom: $3

No color (for speed in production)

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NSFW (18+!!!): $20- $50

For NSFW, both you and the character(s) need to be 18+

No: Inc3st, P3d0, R@p3, etc

Yes: Sexual, Kink, Gore (not sexual), etc

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WORKS:

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PLEASE help me out with this.

Like, reblog, anything

I went through hell yesterday, but ended up with more Incorrect quotes ideas ^^

Enjoy ;)

Tw: for swearing

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Kwazii: I'm freezing my ass off here...

Barnacles: You want some body temperature?

Barnacles:

Barnacles: Body heat, I meant body heat. That wording isn't any better...

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Shellington: Plactus

Peso: I'm sorry, "Plactus"?

Shellington: I tired to say plant and cactus at the same time and failed miserably

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Peso: This, is a shark with scoliosis

Dashi: Someone must have really liked their cut

Kwazii: They can blend in with the rocks

Shellington: "ah yes, this sand looks like sand"

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Dashi: I will beat your ass with a fish

Kwazii: Oh yeah? Where will you get the fish? Huh!?

Dashi: We're in the middle of the ocean you dumbass

Kwazii: that doesn't answer my question

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Kwazii: You see, bring nonbinary is amazing

Kwazii: People are pestering you on whether you were born afab or amab? Change your answer every question! Confuse the hell out of them!

Kwazii: People saying that Nonbinary people don't exist? Guess it's time to commit some crimes >:)

Kwazii: People are-

Tweak: I just wanted to know what outfit you thought would look better

Kwazii: Both. Wear them both at once

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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes :)

Tw for swearing

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Tweak: This button is to launch the seagull!

Kwazii: What the "launch the seagull" button do?

Tweak:

Tweak: What the hell do you think it does-

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Professor Inkling: Did you know that flowers are the genitals of plants?

Dashi: Wait-

Shellington: And bees gather the pollen from plants for cross pollinate, essentially taking a part of the plants genetic material to assist other plants in fertilization and staying healthy! They also-

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Kwazii over the radio: I fucked up big time guys

Tweak: Did you crash the gup?

Peso: again-

Barnacles: Are you trapped or lost?

Peso: again-

Shellington: Did you get attacked by anything?

Peso: again-

Dashi: Did you get arrested?

Peso: again-

Professor Inkling: Peso, why do you keep saying "again" to everything we list off?

Peso: It's Kwazii we're talking about. The only people here who are as accident prone as them are Captain and Shellington.

Barnacles: Wait Kwazii you've been arrested before?

Kwazii: This isn't about me-

Peso: You called us saying you fucked up big time?

Kwazii:

Kwazii: Well I didn't get arrested if that's what you're asking-

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That one shark: breakfast is served (՞ټ՞)

Barnacles ready to grab on to the sharks face: Oh really?

Peso, exhausted: not again-

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Peso: What are you allergic to?

Shellington:

Peso: ',: >

Shellington: ...

Shellington: Sea Urchins-

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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but it's Shellington centric ^^

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Peso: When was the last time you slept?

Shellington: *looks at 15 cups of coffee and 2 five hour energy*

Shellington: Yes.

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Shellington: What? ME! Why, I'd never cause trouble intentionally!

Kwazii: >:)

Tweak: ,': |

Dashi:

Dashi: I several videos that prove otherwise-

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Shellington: I am THIS close to throwing a coffee mug at someone

Professor Inkling: Shellington your fingers are touching-

Shellington, literally vibrating: i kNOW-

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Shellington: Good morning Captain!

Barnacles: Ah, good morning Shellington!

Shellington: Ready to start?

Barnacles: Ready!

*both proceeded to info dump about marine life/music/the octopod and more*

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Shellington: Kwazii, I want you to teach me how to drive a Gup

Kwazii, who just crashed the Gup B again: sure

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Tweak: Crimes

Kwazii: Crimes

Dashi: Crimes

Shellington: Crimes??

All three in union: Crimes.

Shellington: Ah, Crimes...

Barnacles and Peso both scared: No Crimes-

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Could I request some Shellington x Peso? Idk I think that they'd just care a lot for eachother and bond over semi-mutual interests. I can imagine that they'd spend a fair amount of time in eachother's workspaces. They are just soft boys with anxiety who help eachother get through the day. :3

Soft Boys for the win ^^

Cw/Tw for light swearing

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Shellington: *faceplants into desk*

Peso: are- are you ok...?

Shellington, without picking up his head: Yesn't

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Peso: Did it hurt when you fell?

Shellington, flustered: What? Oh, um, me?? Well, I-

Peso: I saw you trip over that rock and land pretty hard

Shellington: I-

Peso: I just wanted to make sure you are ok-

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Shellington: It was nice of you to set up a play date with Periwinkle and your younger sibling!

Peso: Don't worry about it! Pinto has been begging to meet him after all

*in the other room*

Pinto: *honks to assert self as stronger*

Periwinkle: *hisses in an attempt to scare Pinto*

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Peso: I love you-

Shellington, not paying attention: Pardon?

Peso: I tHiNK tHE FiSh hAVe thE FLu-

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Peso: Remember Shellington, be CAREFUL

Shellington: I'm always careful! I'll be back in the morning

*the next morning*

Peso: Shell... what happened?

Shellington, who has button imprints all over his face and arm: ...

Shellington: I accidentally fell asleep on the dashboard again...

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Shellington: *takes off glasses in an attempt to get Peso's attention*

Shellington: Wow...

Peso: Hmm?

Shellington: You are... so blurry... where even are you, I don't know if I'm looking at you, a wall, or a chair-

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Peso: Is something burning...?

Shellington: Just my love and appreciation of you :3

Barnacles walking in with a fire extinguisher: The toaster is on fire again

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Shellington: *is dissapoited after going to an aquarium*

Peso: Did-

Peso: Did you really think they had a live Giant Squid-

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Interviewer: Please state your name, rank/position, and intentions

Peso: Peso, Medic, to help any hurt or sick creature no matter what

Shellington: Shellington, Scientist, and I'm not even 100% sure at this point

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Shellington: Would you like any tea?

Peso: What are the options?

Shellington: Yes or No

Peso: I mean the types of tea...

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Shellington: Would you like to play 20 questions?

Peso: Sure!

Peso: What's your favorite sea creature?

Shellington, lazer focused: Microscope! Do you like men-

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Shellington: Ok, if we can't do this by sheer force OR with intelligence, we'll try it my way

Peso: Your way is "fuck around and find out" but more scientific...

Shellington: That's what science is all about!!

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Shellington: Why are there googly eyes everywhere...

Peso: Kwazii managed to find a giant package of them

Peso: And then gave some to the Vegimals...

Shellington: I feel like I'm being judged-

Kawaii, who is somehow in the vents: they are

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Peso: Ok, what do you do if life gives you lemons?

Shellington: Try to make lemonade but somehow manage to add salt instead of sugar, and still drink it because you don't want to be rude or waste lemons

Peso: I...

Peso, genuinely worried: No...

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Shellington, vibing in the medical bay: So... do you come here often...?

Peso, dead serious: Yes actually, more often than one would think

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Peso doing a medial survey on Shellington: Alright, just a few more questions, and I need you to answer them honestly!

Shellington: Got it! ^^

Peso: When was the last time you slept, and what is the average amount of time you sleep?

Shellington: Ummm... the last time was... a few days ago...???

Peso, now concerned: What? How many?

Shellington: I think 3...? Maybe longer...

Peso: please go to sleep-

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Shellington, struggling to explain something: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

Peso: ... what ...?

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Shellington: Go big or go home!!

Peso over the radio: Please come home, it's dangers down there...

Shellington, who's trying to find a Goblin Shark: I'M GOING BIG!!!

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Sorry this took so long ^^;

Just as a quick heads up, I'll be going back to school tomorrow, so any requests may take a little longer

Requests/Asks are still open :3

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I have no idea what I'm doing

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Kwazii: You know, we really have to stop meeting like this~

Shellington: Maybe we would if you STOPPED BREAKING INTO MY ROOM

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Shellington: Can you name one city in Oklahoma?

Dashi, panicking: Oklahoma city?

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Sharks: We have you surrounded >:)

More sharks: Lunch is served >:3

Barnacles: I've got this!

Barnacles: *swims into the group of sharks*

Peso, already pullout out his medical kit and sounding the Octoalert: Why does this keep happening...

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Kwazii: Balln't

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Shellington: Oh come on, it can't be that hot! I'm sure you'll be fine!

Tweak: You know, just because I've been set on fire doesn't mean I LIKE hot things-

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All of the Vegamals: Contrary to popular belief, I'm not edible!

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Barnacles, trying to walk in 1 inch heels and almost falling: Ok, I don't think these work for me...

Tweak walking by in 6 inch heels with ease: Amateur

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Kwazii: Ok, so hear me out: Crimes

Barnacles: I hear you, but I propose this: Not Crimes

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Dashi: Ok, I've updated everyone's social media, and posted a few things for each of you as well

Barnacles: Thank you Dashi, but, quick question, why does my tag say "Dilf"?

Dashi, looking at all the comments on Barnacles posts trying not to laugh: No rEason-

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Professor Inkling: So, what would you bring to the team?

Kwazii: Swords

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I've seen all of the Barnacles simps here, that one quote is directed to you

Me: Oh hey, I have a tumblr now, should I post anything?

Brain: Octonauts hyperfixation

Me: What?

Brain: