Ryla X Dashi?

Who's ready for more Incorrect Octonauts stuff? Tw for swearing ^^ _________________________ Kwazii, with a look of fake horror on their face: Why would you eat a child? Shellington, eating scrambled eggs: Why wouldn't you eat a child? Peso walking into the room: I'm sorry WHAT-? _________________________ Tweak, playing genshin impact: Why are there always so many slimes near Dawn Winery? Dashi, having read that story: oh fuck _________________________ Peso: I spent hell knows how many years in medical school, but never once have you failed to amaze me. Kwazii, somehow tangled in a giant rubber band: I try _________________________ Captain Barnacles: Please don't piss on the jellyfish.

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Professor Inkling, watching the Vegamals get into an argument: I have no clue what's happening, but I'm betting $30 on Turnip Shellington, in shock: You can't do that! Professor Inkling: Watch me. _________________________

Penguin :)

seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. 

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes

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Kwazii: You can de-escalate anything by saying "are we about to kiss"

Kwazii: But not crashing the gup

Kwazii: That will get a wrench thrown at you

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Barnacles: We have to appreciate the smaller things in life

Dashi, in tears: I love and appreciate you Peso

Peso: What

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Professor Inkling: *sounds Octoalert*

Barnacles: Is everything ok Professor?

Professor Inkling: Yes, but I found our next mission

Kwazii: Is it a new monster to hunt!?

Dashi: New creatures to photograph?

Shellington: Something new to study?

Professor Inkling: No.

Professor Inkling: Therapy.

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Tweak, trying to bake a cake: Just add some of sugar, mix, and it's good to bake!

*2 hours later*

Tweak: I made this cake for you ^^

Dashi: Aww, thanks!

Dashi:

Dashi: why is it salty-

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Kwazii: I have a new kid

Barnacles: another turtle or dolphin?

Kwazii: no

Kwazii: *holds up a large raccoon*

Kwazii: his name is Patchy

Barnacles: why do you keep doing this?

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Peso: What are you listening to?

Dashi: Here, listen!

Peso:

Peso: What is this?

Dashi: no clue

(She was listening to glitchcore)

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Headcanon that Kwazii will randomly bring back baby animals because they follow them

Also that Tweak struggles to tell salt and sugar apart, even if they are in different containers (like one is a duck and the other is a mouse)

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes based on more dumb things I've said/done

Tw/Cw for swearing, mention of faking de♤th

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Kwazii: There are no suitable homos

Tweak: Oh no! No suitable homos!!

Dashi: ...aren't all of us homos-

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Peso: Sir, your potatoes are falling

Peso, panicked: SiR, yOuR pOtAtOs ArE fAlLiNg-

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Shellington: Kwazii, should you be doing that?

Kwazii, prepared to bend in ways no person should: Don't doubt my spine

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Professor Inkling: Back in my day, I wasn't blind

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Peso, ready to almost snap: Sometimes you have to hit a 9 year old with a broom

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Shellington, overstimulated and tired: mmh

Some child: O-O

Shellington, still overstimulated and tired: Who is your owner??

Pearl: Shell what the fu-

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Barnacles: Yes, she got abducted

Dashi: Wh-

Barnacles: Adopted, I meant adopted

Dashi: how did you mix up adopted and abducted-?

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Kwazii: Oh I'M SORRY! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO UN-COMPENSATE???

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Barnacles after getting hurt again: Do I count as property damage??

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Shellington: I can't speak that much straight

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Professor Natquik: Please stop aggressively pointing that metal detector at me-

Tracker: *points metal detector more aggressively*

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Barnacles: I wonder who else they have coming up...

Tracker, checked out: Tuba

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Professor Natquik: That's it! I know what will get people to leave me alone!

Professor Natquik: Faking my death!!!

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Kwazii: I think I broke a rib-

Peso: How?

Kwazii: Binder

Shellington shouting from across the room: UNLEASH THE HONKA BONGAS YOU DUMB BITCH, I love you

Peso: What they said but less aggressive

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Bianca: Look at this tiny snake it has no teeth wait why is it doing that is it going to attack me it's going to attack isn't it but it's not going to hurt it doesn't have teeth but a lot of things don't have teeth and it hurts when it bites you like babies why the fuck-

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Tweak: Motorcycle is bike on steroids

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Yes, I say and do a lot of dumb things, and I still have more things I can use to write-

I'm trying to get into writing more characters, mainly those who aren't on the Octopod all the time. I only have access to Octonauts through YouTube so it's a bit difficult lol

Hope you all have a good day/night ^^ ♡

Imagine Tracker and Paani on a Mission, what would their friendship be like?

yes yes Yes YEs YES YES YESSSS!!!

Both are super smart and incredibly skilled at what they do, and they have a good amount of field experience. They would probably work well together ^^

Tracker is a pretty grounded while Paani is more out there (and kinda chaotic), so it would be like this almost:

OR, ALTERNATIVELY, if Paani managed to influence Tracker:

Yes, Tracker is pretty reserved and shy, but if they are anything like me, once they meet that person they are out. One of the most chaotically polite people you'll meet. Then you have the enabler who also knows how to reel both of them back? Best Duo Ever.

Paani is super friendly too, so I feel like the connection would form pretty fast ^^

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I can totally see a mission going like this:

Tracker: Ok, so it says here that in order to-

Paani: *is already running off*

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Paani: Come on! It's amazing out here!

Tracker, a Polar Bear in the middle of the desert: it's WHAT?

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Tracker: Feel that crisp air!

Paani, a Macaque Monkey who is in the Antarctic: I can't even feel my face...

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They zone our so often it's scary, you'll just seem them staring down a wall like it owes them money like:

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Also Paani is way shorter, I will stand by this headcanon. 5'2 Paani vs 6'3 Tracker

Paani would just jump tackle Tracker for fun. Out of now where, Tracker can just be standing there and then BOOM, Paani.

Tracker walks super quietly, which leads to them scaring Paani almost every mission they are on.

They would casually fight over directions while somehow going the right way regardless, one is yelling "We go South!", the other is yelling "No, East!", while walking North and they still make it somehow.

ACCIDENT PRONE!!! BOTH OF THEM!! What's that? There's a hole there? They would walk into that hole, one after the other, even if they saw the other fall first.

Tracker has no depth perception, Paani took it all.

Tracker just has a lot of bad luck, such as random things falling on or around them. The bad luck rubs off of Paani whenever they work together, which may or may not have led to Paani getting hit with their rod a few times-

They both have such dumb but smart ideas. The ideas are amazing and can seriously help people and creatures, but the way the phrase it is so out there-

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Autism (Tracker) and ADHD (Paani) Solidarity

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Just those people who you'd look at and think "they'd never get along", but they get along so well it's scary. And they're both enablers to each others antics, mainly Paani, but Tracker does it more often than you'd think.

Some bros being dudes :)

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Some images I have that fit their friendship vibe:

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Sorry for this being so messy and all over the place, my brain hasn't been working well for a little bit and I'm sure the writing here reflects that ^^;

Sonic Miku >:)

sonic miku. reblog her immediately.

How about we get some Dashi x Shellington cause I have been in multishipping hell

Hell yes >:)

They give "I'm going to do this dangerous thing" "that's horrible, I'm doing it too/coming with you" vibes ^^

(I also threw in a few headcanons I have for them ^^)

Cw/Tw for some swearing

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Shellington: Dashi, I'm going to put my cookie in the con queso dip

Dashi: That's disgusting I'm going to do the same thing

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Dashi: SHELLINGTON!! ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP!!!

Shellington: YES!!! ARE YOU HYDRATED!!

Dashi: YES!!

Shellington: GOOD

Dashi: GOOD

Shellington: GOOD

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Dashi: honk

Peso, confused: ...what?

Shellington: HØŇĶ

Peso, now confused and concerned: wHAT DOES THAT MEAN-

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Dashi: *walks into bathroom and pulls back shower curtain*

Dashi: Hey Shellington do you remember where we last saw that Giant Phantom Jellyfish?

Shellington, unphased: The last sighting was in Monterey Bay, California

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Dashi: For this article, this phrase would look good in italics

Shellington, who hasn't slept in over 24 hours: why would I put it in Italians-

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Shellington: *talks about a recently spotted sea creature for hours on end*

Dashi: *has a look of complete happiness and adoration towards Shellington + interest in what he is talking about*

Random person: Can you stop-

Dashi: Ò - Ó 🔪

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Dashi: Check our this ad, there's a studio that's looking for people to be on a ghost hunter team!

Shellington: Sounds odd, but intriguing ^^

Professor Inkling: I advise against it-

Dashi: Why?

Professor Inkling: it would be more dangerous for the ghosts and those filming-

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Shellington, who is clearly tired: Can I sleep in your bed with you tonight?

Dashi, who was just woken up: Shell, this is a queen sized bed. It's just for the queen *gestures towards herself*

Dashi: but yes you can

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Dashi, who forgot to put her contacts in: HOLY SHIT THERE'S A GIANT BUG KILL IT-

Shellington: Dashi...

Shellington: That's a leaf...

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Shellington: Wait, you actually like me?? Like, for my personality?? For ME-??

Dashi:

Dashi: listen you amazing little sh-

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Shellington: Relationships are like a 50/50

Shellington: I find strange creatures, Dashi takes pictures of them

Shellington: Dashi cooks us dinner, and I sit on a chair in the other room because I somehow managed to set water on fire

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Shellington: What do you want to do today?

Dashi, in a joking tone: World domination

Shellington: Sounds a little difficult, but I'm sure you can do it ^^;

Dashi: You are my world >:)

Shellington, who is oblivious: Aww! That's sweet :3

Dashi:

Dashi:

Dashi: how the-

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Shellington running up to Dashi: Hey, did it hurt when you fell-

Dashi: Wow, I didn't think you'd ever try to flirt with anyone, like, EVER

Shellington: No, I mean when you jumped out of the Gup A and fell face first into the sand

Dashi: ...

Shellington: You didn't move for a few minutes and I was concerned

Dashi: I-

Shellington: I also called Peso

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Shellington: Alright, I'm going to check on the process of the wedding cake

Dashi: Got it! I'll go check up on the ring bear

Shellington: Ok-

Shellington: Wait...

Shellington: You mean ring bearER, right?

Dashi: ...

Dashi: Um...

Captain Barnacles in the next room: 0 - 0 ...

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Shellington: I truly go into a housewife/husband like mode when I'm in a relationship/find my soulmate- Like, ill make them pancakes and such every morning if I can

Dashi: This is a lie-

Dashi: I'm dating him, this is a lie

Dashi: He doesn't even know how to cook pancakes!!

Dashi: HE'S MANAGED TO BURN WATER BEFORE-

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You can't tell me they don't (semi) aggressively remind each other to self care-

Requests + Asks are still open ^^

People must know-

Something more people ought to know is that a pearl is most commonly an oyster’s response to a parasite, like a tunneling tapeworm larva. It’s almost never a grain of sand. They live in the sea, they don’t care about sand!

I'm going to be opening asks and stuff ^^

You guys can send in questions/requests for Octonauts stuff*, as well as others fandoms (if I'm in them)!

I also work with drawings, but that can take some time because 💫anatomy💫

*stuff in question: headcanons for certain characters, character analysis (may take some time), specific incorrect quotes, scenarios (sick day, relationship, etc.), drawings, and more! Please keep anything NSFW to a minimum/non existent. Yes, I'm stating this here, mainly because I was on Wattpad for a while.

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes :)

Tw for swearing

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Tweak: This button is to launch the seagull!

Kwazii: What the "launch the seagull" button do?

Tweak:

Tweak: What the hell do you think it does-

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Professor Inkling: Did you know that flowers are the genitals of plants?

Dashi: Wait-

Shellington: And bees gather the pollen from plants for cross pollinate, essentially taking a part of the plants genetic material to assist other plants in fertilization and staying healthy! They also-

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Kwazii over the radio: I fucked up big time guys

Tweak: Did you crash the gup?

Peso: again-

Barnacles: Are you trapped or lost?

Peso: again-

Shellington: Did you get attacked by anything?

Peso: again-

Dashi: Did you get arrested?

Peso: again-

Professor Inkling: Peso, why do you keep saying "again" to everything we list off?

Peso: It's Kwazii we're talking about. The only people here who are as accident prone as them are Captain and Shellington.

Barnacles: Wait Kwazii you've been arrested before?

Kwazii: This isn't about me-

Peso: You called us saying you fucked up big time?

Kwazii:

Kwazii: Well I didn't get arrested if that's what you're asking-

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That one shark: breakfast is served (՞ټ՞)

Barnacles ready to grab on to the sharks face: Oh really?

Peso, exhausted: not again-

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Peso: What are you allergic to?

Shellington:

Peso: ',: >

Shellington: ...

Shellington: Sea Urchins-

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