**

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Christmas/Holiday ^^

•─────✧─────•

Barnacles: ...

Barnacles: Care to explain what happened-?

Kwazii, up to his waist in fake snow: no

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Peso: I love the winter season :)

Peso: *remembers he has like 50 siblings*

Peso:

Peso: fuck

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Dashi: Alright, everyone line up, it's time to see who had the ugliest sweater! Professor Inkling is the judge, as always, with the Vegimals of course

Peso: *is wearing a sweater his mom made*

Kwazii: *is wearing a sweater he made by cutting up and sewing other sweaters together with a mirror taped to it*

Shellington: *has a normal sweater because the ugly ones are too scratchy for him*

Tweak: *tossed on a normal sweatshirt and attached lights and ornaments to it*

Dashi: *has an over sized fluffy sweater that can kill a man*

Barnacles: *had a sweater on before, but it got too hot so he took it off*

Professor Inkling:

Professor Inkling: I don't know what to do with this-

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Shellington: *is trying to make cookies*

Kwazii, walking into the kitchen: Whatcha making there Shellington?

Shellington, holding a burnt tray of cookies: regret

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Tweak: Alright, fake snow machine is ready!

Kwazii: LET'S GO!! *pulls the lever down completely*

Tweak: waiT NO-

Machine: *explodes, causing an insane amount of fake snow to covering the entire HQ in deep [fake] snow*

Kwazii: ha-

Kwazii: ohno-

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I'm still trying to figure out how to get my reach back here ^^;

I was doing so good before lol

Something different from my normal shit:

Personal art!

I make patches (as some of you know), and am almost done with my patch bag that I'm taking to college. Here's the progress:

It also has several hidden fidgets around it (like the safety pin patch, squeeze it)

On the back I have 2 patches:

"Dead men can't cat call" (painted on the back pocket of the pants I used for this. The pocket is functional >:3 )

"ABORT"

I still have a few more to add, and I'm willing to take suggestions ^^

Also, the stars glow in the dark ♡

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is panicking and doing actions

•─────✧─────•

Tweak: Captain is coming, act natural!

Kwazii: *stands on ceiling somehow*

Shellington: *is asleep on the floor covered in research*

Dashi: *takes pictures of Kwazii and glass*

Peso: *panic bangades a chair*

Professor Inkling: *starts talking about books to a wall*

Tweak: great job *starts disassembling a table*

Captain Barnacles walking in: ??? •─────✧─────•

Kwazii: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!

Tweak: *jumps on table*

Peso: *jumps into water*

Shellington: *jumps on to Kawzii for some reason*

Barnacles: *dies because he doesn't understand the game and is confused*

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Tweak: fuck

Barnacles: Language

Tweak: fuck-eth

Barnacles: No-

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Barnacles: Hello Octonauts, this is your Captain speaking

Kwazii: AND THIS IS YOUR LITUNENT SHOUTING

Barnacles: Yes, and-

Kwazii: *incoherent yelling*

Barnacles: *puts Kwazii's helmet up, silencing him*

Barnacles: Anyways, we're stuck inside a cave

•─────✧─────•

I'm running out of ideas again T~T

Go for it!!! If you do, tag me, I wanna see >:3

hi!! could you do octonauts comforting headcannons? like you had a bad day or just feeling sad, how they would react. thank you!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

YESS!!!! It's been so long since I've written something in this format, let's go >:)

I also added some other characters ^^

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Captain Barnacles

- Instant Dad Mode (said as if he's not in Dad Mode 99% of the time-)

- Doesn't always know what to do, but he tires his best

- Would ask what was wrong or if anything happened

- He honestly (almost) takes the most time out of anyone here to make sure you're ok [not that the others don't take time], this man is thorough

- He gives great bone crushing hugs, the type of hugs you'd never forget (in a good way)

- Gives the Dad Pep Talk (TM) to you (the good one, not the "What's 6 × 3" angry pep talk)

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Kwazii

- Doesn't really know how to approach at first

- Ends up going in calm before going more energetic

- Always asks if your up to do anything to distract you from whatever may have happened

- Would 100% tell you stories about Calico Jack or some things they've done before joining the Octonauts

- Wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist in comfort (if you're ok with that)

- You have a high chance of getting softly tackles and purred on by Kwazii. As well as getting biscuits made on you

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Peso

- I'm 90% sure he's the oldest (if not one of the middle-older) of like, 50- most are cousins but they are basically siblings in a Spanish family (- from a Spanish person)

- The first time he's a little nervous, but after that they find things that will work for you ^^

- Would build a pillow fort, no questions asked. They are the 2nd best in the Octopod when it comes to pillow forts

- Probably pulls out a sticker sheet and gives you some, ESPECIALLY if they have puns

- Movie night, you guys just vibe in a pillow fort watching some good movies with some snacks. Maybe the Vegimals will join you guys

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Dashi

- No hesitation, grabs your hand (or asks you to follow her if you don't like touch) and plans something fun to do

- One of the first questions out if their mouth is if you want/need to vent

- Hypes you up no matter what. Got in an argument? Get it, you stood firm and held your ground. Someone left you? You're going to get better, you're doing amazing now.

- She'll show you her photo album/vidoes, especially photos of funny moments she managed to capture

- They'd 100% pull out a box of horror movies that are so bad they are funny, and spend the night watching them with you

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Tweak

- It takes a bit for Tweak to fully notice, but when they do, it's game over

- Pillow Fort. You can't tell me that they aren't the best at making pillow forts

- Yes, they are working on something while you're talking (if you are OK with talking) but she is paying attention and holding on to every detail while planning on what to say

- After a while (especially if it's late) they will have their video game console ready to go with another controller ready for use (if you want to play)

- Probably plays some more chill and calming games, like Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, or Uno

- That or more high energy games, like Splatoon, Bioshock, or Overwatch (those games do a good job at taking your mind off of things)

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Shellington

- Gestures for you to give them your hand

- Guess what? You now own a very cool looking piece of coral

- After that they lead you to their lab and starts setting up a little blanket fort (different from a pillow fort)/nest for you guys to vibe in

- The Vegimals join after a little while and will just lay on you guys

- Shellington would read to you, no questions asked

- That, or set up a projector they have and watch some movies (probably Disney or Pixar, maybe a history movie or two)

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Professor Inkling

- Looks at you for a bit to get a good read on you, similar to Shellington

- After a while he'll approach you and ask for you to follow him to the Library

- There, there's already tea and other things ready for you guys

- Doesn't pressure you to talk to him about anything, just grabs a book and starts reading (out loud if you ask)

- Give some of the BEST advice. He's pretty old, and is seen as a grandfather by anyone he works with. This dude has wisdom and knows how to give it to you in a nice manner

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Vegimals

- Will either bake something for you, or get you to help them bake for others (and yourself, depends on what you like)

- You get to see the chaos unfold around you as flour rains down around you

- That, or they will take you to the Garden Pod to do some gardening with them (this normally ties in with baking/cooking tho, they need to get ingredients)

- I headcanon that they can purr, and they pur LOUD

- One would just climb on your back and start purring (probably Salepeño, Barrot, or Codish)

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Tracker

- Gives you their jacket, and no, they won't take no for am answer here

- Also makes you some hot coco/coffee/tea

- Lets you talk when you want to, it's your choice

- Likes to show you cool things they found to take your mind off of things

- At some point they'll break the (likely) silence with a flurry of encouragement and affection, "You're doing amazing", "I know things are rough, but you'll be able to pull through", "You should be proud of yourself, you're doing well" and other other things

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Professor Natquik

- He knows. That's it. He knows

- Doesn't even question it that much, he kinda just... takes you???

- Think about the thing cat's do with their kittens, that

- Makes you a nice drink, sits you down, and just talks with you. You don't have to respond if you don't want to, he'll gladly ramble on about his work and support for you

- Tells some really funny stories (such as how he met Barnacles by hitting him in the face with a snowball) [headcanon]

- You'll probably end up falling asleep by mistake, but he's happy. Brings out a fluffy blanket and drapes it over you. Get some rest, you deserve it ^^

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Bianca

- Orson and Ursa are already on you asking questions, but they only want to cheer you up and help you feel better

- Bianca probably sends them off to play for a bit while she stays with you

- Instant hug (if you're ok with it), just as strong as Barnacles

- She gives amazing advice, and is always willing to help (and throw hands, just in case)

- Ursa and Orson come back after a while with little snow bunnies they made

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Ranger Marsh

- Would ask what was wrong but walk away before you could answer

- Then he'd have a baby alligator in his arms and just hand it to you/put it on your lap

- Congratulations, you now have a therapy alligator

- He would also hand you a packet of crackers and some water. Don't think when you're dehydrated/hungry, there's a fair chance that your brain and body is being pissy. He's a walking Snickers ad in a way

- Also does the (good) Dad Pep Talk (TM) at the end

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Calico Jack

- How they respond depends on where you are, so for this I'll just say your guys are in the Amazon-

- Congratulations, you are now in a Capybara cuddle pile with Calico Jack laughing (but in a nice way, like "aww, cuddle pile")

- He does the same thing as Kwazii, wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist (if you're ok with it) and does the purr

- Like Grandfather like Grandspawn

- Would 100% make a fake treasure hunt for you to take your mind off of things

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Paani

- I don't know much about Panni, but I feel like he'd offer you a nice rock

- If you guys are outside he'd try to take you to a place with a good view and have a little picnic with you (that they TOTALLY didn't make last minute /s [he made it last minute] )

- Just vibes with you watching the sky and clouds. Also probably looked at the sun by mistakes at least once no I'm not projecting

- Will try to get you to talk about it, but will back off if you don't want to. He's glad to fill the silence with things he's done

•─────♡─────•

BAM DONE-

Sorry for being gone for so long, exams are next week and my brain is ascending into the floor rn lol

Requests are still open ^^

Guess who's back from the dead

•─────✧─────•

Barnacles: So... explain to me what happened?

Kwazii, hat on fire: No...

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Barnacles: Are you alright?

Peso: Short answer or long answer?

Barnacles, concerned: Short?

Peso: No.

Barnacles, very concerned: Long?

Peso: Nooooooo. Definitely not.

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Shellington: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Kwazii: AS ENEMIES?!

Shellington: facepalm

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Professor Inkling, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Kwazii: It means in hand-to-hand combat.

Professor Inkling: Oh... erm...?

Vegimals, all of them: Get out.

─────────────────────

Barnacles: Alright Shellington, Kwazii. Let's go over this one more time.

Barnacles: If something breaks?

Shellington: We try to fix it before Tweak gets home.

Barnacles: And if that doesn't work?

Kwazii: We blame Peso.

Peso: Seriously!?

Barnacles: No.

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Tweak: My hands are cold.

Dashi: Here, let me hold them.

Tweak: My lips are cold too.

Dashi: covers Tweak's mouth with their hand

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Dashi: Let’s not Kwazii this into a worse situation than it already is.

Kwazii: Did you just use my name as a verb?

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Kwazii: This date is boring!

Shellington: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Kwazii: Then why did you invite me?

Shellington: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Shellington I'll do whatever I want!

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Professor Inkling: Did you study for the marine biology test?

Kwazii: Of course I did! Listen: fish are remarkably well adapted to water. What’s more, they can swim.

Professor Inkling: sighs with exhaustion only achievable by an elderly man who has dealt with too much can achieve

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Shellington: We should be partners.

Kwazii: You mean like, partners in crime?

Shellington: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

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Barnacles: Does everyone know their job for today?

Professor Inkling: Water the flowers.

Tweak: Vacuum the carpet.

Dashi: Wash the dishes.

Kwazii: Pretend to be a wolverine.

Barnacles: Close enough.

•─────✧─────•

Dances

hi!! could you do octonauts comforting headcannons? like you had a bad day or just feeling sad, how they would react. thank you!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

YESS!!!! It's been so long since I've written something in this format, let's go >:)

I also added some other characters ^^

•─────♡─────•

Captain Barnacles

- Instant Dad Mode (said as if he's not in Dad Mode 99% of the time-)

- Doesn't always know what to do, but he tires his best

- Would ask what was wrong or if anything happened

- He honestly (almost) takes the most time out of anyone here to make sure you're ok [not that the others don't take time], this man is thorough

- He gives great bone crushing hugs, the type of hugs you'd never forget (in a good way)

- Gives the Dad Pep Talk (TM) to you (the good one, not the "What's 6 × 3" angry pep talk)

─────────────────────

Kwazii

- Doesn't really know how to approach at first

- Ends up going in calm before going more energetic

- Always asks if your up to do anything to distract you from whatever may have happened

- Would 100% tell you stories about Calico Jack or some things they've done before joining the Octonauts

- Wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist in comfort (if you're ok with that)

- You have a high chance of getting softly tackles and purred on by Kwazii. As well as getting biscuits made on you

─────────────────────

Peso

- I'm 90% sure he's the oldest (if not one of the middle-older) of like, 50- most are cousins but they are basically siblings in a Spanish family (- from a Spanish person)

- The first time he's a little nervous, but after that they find things that will work for you ^^

- Would build a pillow fort, no questions asked. They are the 2nd best in the Octopod when it comes to pillow forts

- Probably pulls out a sticker sheet and gives you some, ESPECIALLY if they have puns

- Movie night, you guys just vibe in a pillow fort watching some good movies with some snacks. Maybe the Vegimals will join you guys

─────────────────────

Dashi

- No hesitation, grabs your hand (or asks you to follow her if you don't like touch) and plans something fun to do

- One of the first questions out if their mouth is if you want/need to vent

- Hypes you up no matter what. Got in an argument? Get it, you stood firm and held your ground. Someone left you? You're going to get better, you're doing amazing now.

- She'll show you her photo album/vidoes, especially photos of funny moments she managed to capture

- They'd 100% pull out a box of horror movies that are so bad they are funny, and spend the night watching them with you

─────────────────────

Tweak

- It takes a bit for Tweak to fully notice, but when they do, it's game over

- Pillow Fort. You can't tell me that they aren't the best at making pillow forts

- Yes, they are working on something while you're talking (if you are OK with talking) but she is paying attention and holding on to every detail while planning on what to say

- After a while (especially if it's late) they will have their video game console ready to go with another controller ready for use (if you want to play)

- Probably plays some more chill and calming games, like Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, or Uno

- That or more high energy games, like Splatoon, Bioshock, or Overwatch (those games do a good job at taking your mind off of things)

─────────────────────

Shellington

- Gestures for you to give them your hand

- Guess what? You now own a very cool looking piece of coral

- After that they lead you to their lab and starts setting up a little blanket fort (different from a pillow fort)/nest for you guys to vibe in

- The Vegimals join after a little while and will just lay on you guys

- Shellington would read to you, no questions asked

- That, or set up a projector they have and watch some movies (probably Disney or Pixar, maybe a history movie or two)

─────────────────────

Professor Inkling

- Looks at you for a bit to get a good read on you, similar to Shellington

- After a while he'll approach you and ask for you to follow him to the Library

- There, there's already tea and other things ready for you guys

- Doesn't pressure you to talk to him about anything, just grabs a book and starts reading (out loud if you ask)

- Give some of the BEST advice. He's pretty old, and is seen as a grandfather by anyone he works with. This dude has wisdom and knows how to give it to you in a nice manner

─────────────────────

Vegimals

- Will either bake something for you, or get you to help them bake for others (and yourself, depends on what you like)

- You get to see the chaos unfold around you as flour rains down around you

- That, or they will take you to the Garden Pod to do some gardening with them (this normally ties in with baking/cooking tho, they need to get ingredients)

- I headcanon that they can purr, and they pur LOUD

- One would just climb on your back and start purring (probably Salepeño, Barrot, or Codish)

─────────────────────

Tracker

- Gives you their jacket, and no, they won't take no for am answer here

- Also makes you some hot coco/coffee/tea

- Lets you talk when you want to, it's your choice

- Likes to show you cool things they found to take your mind off of things

- At some point they'll break the (likely) silence with a flurry of encouragement and affection, "You're doing amazing", "I know things are rough, but you'll be able to pull through", "You should be proud of yourself, you're doing well" and other other things

─────────────────────

Professor Natquik

- He knows. That's it. He knows

- Doesn't even question it that much, he kinda just... takes you???

- Think about the thing cat's do with their kittens, that

- Makes you a nice drink, sits you down, and just talks with you. You don't have to respond if you don't want to, he'll gladly ramble on about his work and support for you

- Tells some really funny stories (such as how he met Barnacles by hitting him in the face with a snowball) [headcanon]

- You'll probably end up falling asleep by mistake, but he's happy. Brings out a fluffy blanket and drapes it over you. Get some rest, you deserve it ^^

─────────────────────

Bianca

- Orson and Ursa are already on you asking questions, but they only want to cheer you up and help you feel better

- Bianca probably sends them off to play for a bit while she stays with you

- Instant hug (if you're ok with it), just as strong as Barnacles

- She gives amazing advice, and is always willing to help (and throw hands, just in case)

- Ursa and Orson come back after a while with little snow bunnies they made

─────────────────────

Ranger Marsh

- Would ask what was wrong but walk away before you could answer

- Then he'd have a baby alligator in his arms and just hand it to you/put it on your lap

- Congratulations, you now have a therapy alligator

- He would also hand you a packet of crackers and some water. Don't think when you're dehydrated/hungry, there's a fair chance that your brain and body is being pissy. He's a walking Snickers ad in a way

- Also does the (good) Dad Pep Talk (TM) at the end

─────────────────────

Calico Jack

- How they respond depends on where you are, so for this I'll just say your guys are in the Amazon-

- Congratulations, you are now in a Capybara cuddle pile with Calico Jack laughing (but in a nice way, like "aww, cuddle pile")

- He does the same thing as Kwazii, wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist (if you're ok with it) and does the purr

- Like Grandfather like Grandspawn

- Would 100% make a fake treasure hunt for you to take your mind off of things

─────────────────────

Paani

- I don't know much about Panni, but I feel like he'd offer you a nice rock

- If you guys are outside he'd try to take you to a place with a good view and have a little picnic with you (that they TOTALLY didn't make last minute /s [he made it last minute] )

- Just vibes with you watching the sky and clouds. Also probably looked at the sun by mistakes at least once no I'm not projecting

- Will try to get you to talk about it, but will back off if you don't want to. He's glad to fill the silence with things he's done

•─────♡─────•

BAM DONE-

Sorry for being gone for so long, exams are next week and my brain is ascending into the floor rn lol

Requests are still open ^^

Shellington x Kwazii fluff? Or possibly angst whatever you’re in the mood for. XD

I'll do both (mainly headcanons + a few quotes) with a fair level of Angst and Fluff

Tw/Cw for mention/description of injury + scars, mention of abandonment (for science of sea otters), way too much angst. My 7th grade wattpad brain took over lol

Headcanons

•─────☆─────•

- Not so much a headcanon but fact (mainly for cats but also otters) : they can both purr. Purring can occur when they are either happy, nervous, or hurt in some cases. Do with that what you will

- They get separated for long periods of time due to missions and such. When they meet back up it's insanely adorable and sometimes chaotic

- Kwazii will often go completely silent and/or off the radar while on far-off missions and not contact ANYONE, including Shellington. This causes a lot of stress and panic for Shellington.

"What if they don't come back"

"Is he alive?"

"When will they be back?"

- When Kwazii DOES come back (if not injured or dragged back because of a distress signal they had to send as a last resort), Shellington will go 110% on happy stims and basically TACKLE Kwazii down in a hug

- They both get hurt fairly often. Kwazii is concerningly good at hiding their injuries, Shellington is also pretty good. The main way they find out the other is injured is when showing affection and the other faintly flinches. That or they can tell by changes in how they normally move around

- Once one finds out the other is hurt? The hurt one is getting "dragged" either to Peso or to their own room. If it's to their own room then the one who is uninjured/the least injured will patch them up ^^

- They both affectionately bite

- They both get attached VERY easily. Find a baby bird? They'll try to keep it. Baby dolphin? They'll try to keep it. Baby ANYTHING? THEY ARE TRYING TO KEEP IT. Unfortunately they never can, not for long at least. Most of the time they try to hide the creature lol

- I've said this is most every headcanon I've posted, and will keep saying it: SLEEP PILE

- Kwazii has an insane amount of scars, all of which Shellington loves to trace over with their hand

- Shellington also has their fair share of scar, a few from burns, some from broken glass, a LOT on their hands from messing with sharp coral or sea creatures. Kwazii is more cautious when tracing them

- So many of Kwaziis bones have been broken/dislocated, mainly in his tail and wrists. It still hurts them well after

- Sea Otters normally only have one pup. (less than 2% have more than 1 pup) If they have more than on they will abandon the other. They will likely no longer swim with the living after 24 hours unless they are taken in captivity. Do with that what you will

- Don't ask why but Shellington gives the vibe of the color green, specifically faded or dull greens /pos

- there is a fair amount of angst here and I wasn't even thinking- have some fluff

- Kwazii will kinda just, kneed on Shellington while they are working

- Kwazii is better at cooking while Shellington it better at baking

- They will sleep over (read as "tail/shadow the other until they are tired and end up in a room") frequently. Each time they either watch YouTuber play games, play games themselves, or vibe while telling stories

- Kwazii is into Homestuck. Shellington is into Pokemon. They often talk to each other about these things. Let the chaos unfold in your minds

- They will cut the tags off of each others clothing. They see a tag? Snip Snip

•─────☆─────•

Incorrect Quotes (a bit more lighthearted)

•─────✦─────•

Barnacles: What do you have there?

Shellington trying to hide a baby creature behind them: Ummmmm...

Kwazii, holding two mugs: Hot coco, you want any?

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Kwazii: *telling a scary ghost story*

Shellington: *invested*

Something outside of the Octopod: *taps on the glass and swims away*

Kwazii: ● - ●

Shellington: ° - °

*Neither of them sleep that night*

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Kwazii: *is away for months while on a mission*

Shellington: *crying face down into a pillow while listening to 505*

─────────────────────

Shellington: Kwazii.

Kwazii, already knowing Shellington knows: Yes, my Shelly, the light of my life?

Shellington, who's not falling for it: Why is your tail bent in 5 different directions?

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Shellington, worried: Where are you going?

Kwazii, packed for a long mission: I'll be gone for a while, but I'll be back, no worries!

*months pass with radio silence*

Distress Signal coming in: *loud screams can be heard in the background, as well as wood snapping. Kwazii is faintly heard before the screaming get louder and the message cuts out*

Everyone else: *prepares to go to the last known coordinates and hopefully find Kwazii*

Shellington is left standing alone in HQ, shaking and crying.

"Are they alive?"

[This would make a great fanfic- which I might write on my Ao3 >:) ]

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Shellington: *overstimulated and stressed*

Kwazii: I've got this

Kwazii: *heavily leans against Shellington and starts to purr softly*

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Everyone else: *receiving letters from parents*

Kwazii and Shellington looking at each other:

• - • ° - °

─────────────────────

Shellington: May luck, and this picture of Kwazii eating kelp at 3 in the damn morning, be with you

•─────✦─────•

Hopefully that was good ^^

I went a little heavy on the angst. I used to write an insane amount of angst in grade school and freshman year of Highschool. But I put some (hopefully good) fluff in there too :3

I hope you all have a nice day/night ^^♡

^ that's a bad but good summary of their relationship ^

Me: Oh hey, I have a tumblr now, should I post anything?

Brain: Octonauts hyperfixation

Me: What?

Brain:

Octonauts but it's low quality and slightly cursed images

_________________________

(a small edit I made) ⬆️

Anyways I'm going to try to post some normal stuff soon, just running low on motivation at the moment ^^

Guess who's back after 15 years of radio silence? This person >:)

I'll be getting to requests soon, so in the mean time have some Incorrect Octonauts Quotes ^^

+ some random headcanons

•─────✧─────•

Barnacles: So, explain how this works?

Tweak: Kwazii?

Kwazii: Yes?

Tweak: Please explain Pokémon to the Captain

Kwazii, who has the entire Pokémon Rap memorized: *deep inhale*

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Peso: Ok, just, hold still for a moment...

Tweak: Got it.

Tweak:

Tweak: *starts vibrating due to too much energy + staying still*

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Shellington: *doing the raptor arm thing*

Random person: Is... is he OK? Did he have a stroke or something?

Dashi, trying not to laugh: Na, they're just like that

─────────────────────

Professor Inkling: I met Captain Barnacles while teaching a class on Marine Biology. How did you meet him?

Professor Natquik: I threw a snowball and it hit him dead in the face

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Tweak: So yeah, that's how I chose my name. How about you?

Tracker: ...

Tracker: I like tracking things down...

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Dashi: Ok, now you just have to stand still and balance! Balance is key when on a surfboard

Kwazii: Pff, easy!

Kwazii: *tail starts swaying due to focus and touches the water*

Kwazii: YAAAA- *falls in*

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Peso: Here, have a sticker!

Kwazii: This is a cat sticker saying "purr-fect"...

Peso: Oh, sorry, I'll give you a new one-

Kwazii, aggressive sticking it on their hat: No I love it and I'll keep it forever

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*

Shellington: Hold on, I think I have something for this...

Dashi: What is it?

Shellington: *pulls a giant box filled with lab equipment from his bag*

Dashi:

Dashi: How tf did that fit in that tiny bag...

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* Credit to something @manilovewomen pointed out in a post they made about how Octonauts characters just pull things out of no where/pull things from bags that shouldn't fit ^^