Ok, So I Don't Remember Which Episode This Is From, But There Was One Where Shellington Was Seen Doing

Random Octonauts headcanons that have no (technical) purpose ^^

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- Kwazii fell off his bed a lot as a child and would stay asleep the entire time

- They still do it now, and has scared everyone at least once

- Dashi does everyone's makeup at random. She will just randomly walk up and ask to do their eyeliner

- Tweak is crazy flexible and it creepy everyone out, especially Peso and Shellington. She can kind of just untangle here arms from behind her back with ease

- Barnacles runs into walls at random. He just zones out and doesn't realize they are there

- Peso has 100% managed to accidently bandage his hand/flipper to a patient before

- Shellington always has some sort of sticker on him at all times, whether it's on his face, labcoat, pants, shirt, or even in his hair/fur. The Vegamals just put them there

- Tweak has probably (accidently) broken a joystick or two while gaming

- Professor Inkling randomly forgets where his monocle is while he's wearing it

- Peso used to be that one kid who would randomly info dump about the most bizarre anatomy facts

- Kwazii likes to play with random items they find, like a slip of paper or an (unused and safe) wire. He'll just fidget with anything

- Shellington has to wear glasses but normally forgets them

Happy April 1st! Have some Octonauts stuff with April Fools

Headcanons - Incorrect Quotes

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- Barnacles is the prime victim of Deez Nuts and other verbal jokes

- Barnacles doesn't REALLY participate, but one time he put salt in everyone's coffee/tea (minus Inkling) because Kwazii and Dashi convinced him. He even put it in HIS OWN DRINK because "it's only fair"

- Shellington would be victim of more harmless pranks, such as moving around or hiding books (but NEVER his comfort items)

- Doesn't play pranks unless Kwazii, Dashi, and Tweak are with/need help

- Kwazii would be playing dead/faking injuries/emergencies every other hour

- That or do random whoopee cushions everywhere

- Buckets of water above the door. He would forget they are there and get soaked

- Peso doesn't do too much, probably place stickers at random places

- Or put googly eyes on random objects because it's funny

- Dashi would change everyone's ring tones to meme song

- And would Rick Roll everyone by rigging the Octoalert

- Tweak would set up elaborate pranks to get multiple people at once

- They would 100% use those hand buzzers and shock pens

- Would rig some doorways to drop powder on people

- She would also (probably) work with Dashi to dress up the Vegamals in Among Us outfits

- Everyone THINKS Inkling wouldn't participate or know anything, but this old man is a MENACE

- Knows every trick in the book and how to prank everyone

- The Vegamals aren't too good with pranking people, they would just slightly oversalt something. Not even noticeable

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Barnacles: So, how's everyone's day been?

Tweak, soaked: fun

Kwazii, covered in powder: very fun

Dashi taking photos of them: Yes, very fun

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Peso placing googly eyes on a door: heehee

*two hours later*

Peso: *walking the halls*

Peso: *sees the door with googly eyes*

Peso: AAAAA-

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Barnacles: Dashi! Sound the Octoalert!

Dashi, struggling not to laugh: Mmh- Got it Captain!

*presses button*

...

*music plays*

Everyone in the Octopod: *collective screaming*

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Kwazii placing a bucket of water above a door: Aw yeah, this is going to be awesome

Shellington: *walks under the door*

Kwazii: waIT SHELLINGTON-

Shellington: *gets a nice bucket to the head*

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Tweak over the speakers: Everyone report to HQ asap!

Everyone: *confused and lowkey panicked*

Barnacles: What's happened? Why is the steering wheel activated?

Kawaii: Did you catch someone? Some THING?

Tweak: Dashi?

Dashi: On it *clicks button*

*steering wheels lowers to reveal Vegamals wearing among us costumes*

*among us music starts playing*

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Have a great day everyone ^^

May I ask for some Kwazii x Peso incorrect quotes? 😌

You got it!! ^^

This is fairly long, and has a lot of ship stuff (for the last one I sadly couldn't think of much) and some random stuff here and there

There are some fun facts at the end of the post as well ^^

Tw/Cw for swearing, mention of injuries + medical stuff

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Kwazii: Hey Peso, I have a question

Peso: Um, sure, what is it?

Kwazii: Are you a surgeon? Because you've taken my heart

Peso, flustered: wha-

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Peso: Ok, please explain how this happened?

Kwazii, covered in bruises and minor scrapes: I fell you for

Peso:

Kwazii:

Peso:

Kwazii: i fell off a cliff whole doing a trick-

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Kwazii: So... do you like cats???

Peso: Yeah-

Kwazii: *seductively pushes a glass off the table*

Peso:

Peso: why would you do that-

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Kwazii: My future partner needs to be brave! Strong! Outgoing! Unapologetically themselves! Always ready for a new adventure! Someone who can keep up with me!!

Peso: *manages to tangle himself in bandages while trying to help a sea slug and freaks out*

Peso: *quickly fixes it all like the king he is*

Kwazii:

Kwazii: I want that one >:3

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Peso: Everyone, STOP!!!

The rest of the team: :0

Kwazii: THAT'S MY BOY!!! I'M PROUD OF YOU!!!

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Kwazii: Ok, so, random question, but what would happen if I were to-

Peso, already knowing where they are going with this: no

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Peso: Are you ready to commit?

Kwazii: A crime, to a relationship, or something else?

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Peso: Is something burning??

Kwazii: Just my love for you ♡

Kwazii:

Kwazii: And the toaster

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Kwazii: I'm an expert at identifying birds!

Peso, pointing at a hawk: What about that one?

Kwazii: Yup, that's 100% a bird >:3

Peso: ° - °

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Peso: How did you hurt your tail this time?

Kwazii: Did you see those stairs over there?

Peso: Yes?

Kwazii: I didn't

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Kwazii, over the octo radio or whatever they use: Peso, do you know what blood type I am?

Peso: Yes, you're O+

Kwazii: Shit, I guessed wrong, excuse me nurse-

Peso: Wait what happened-

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Peso: Kwazii no-

Kwazii: Kwazii yes

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Peso: *does something chaotic and risky*

Kwazii, almost crying: I'm so proud-

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Peso: We don't know what's in that cave. It can be an injured creature, something dangerous, or something that none of us could be prepared for or fully understand...

Kwazii, already swimming towards the cave: SOUNDS LIKE A DARE TO ME!!!

Peso looking at Barnacles: I now understand your pain-

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Peso over the radio/communicator: Ok, just keep the leg straight and use your left hand to push the patella back into place. Then stay off the leg. I'll call you back later, I'm in a meeting

Peso: So, as I was saying, Pinto is really enjoying finger painting and music! I was wonder if -

The teacher: ○ - ○

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Peso: Treat spider the way you want to be treated ^^

Kwazii: Feared and killed without hesitation

Peso: no-

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Peso: Can we visit this Ghost Ship attraction?

Kwazii: What's wrong with the one we're in now?

Peso, scared: Wait, what-?

Kwazii: Night Peso!!

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Fun facts!!

Cats only have 3 (6) blood types! A+, A-, B+, B-, AB+, and AB- (or at least that's what's known, every species has a different system)

When Peso was taking with a teacher in that one quote, that's about half of what it takes to relocate a knee on your own

Also, I'm deathly afraid of spiders (and bugs in general), and understand the struggle ^^'

I also used to be in a kind of Pre Medical School, so most of the Peso things are based on what I did/learned ^^

Requests are still open ^^

How about we get some Dashi x Shellington cause I have been in multishipping hell

Hell yes >:)

They give "I'm going to do this dangerous thing" "that's horrible, I'm doing it too/coming with you" vibes ^^

(I also threw in a few headcanons I have for them ^^)

Cw/Tw for some swearing

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Shellington: Dashi, I'm going to put my cookie in the con queso dip

Dashi: That's disgusting I'm going to do the same thing

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Dashi: SHELLINGTON!! ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP!!!

Shellington: YES!!! ARE YOU HYDRATED!!

Dashi: YES!!

Shellington: GOOD

Dashi: GOOD

Shellington: GOOD

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Dashi: honk

Peso, confused: ...what?

Shellington: HØŇĶ

Peso, now confused and concerned: wHAT DOES THAT MEAN-

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Dashi: *walks into bathroom and pulls back shower curtain*

Dashi: Hey Shellington do you remember where we last saw that Giant Phantom Jellyfish?

Shellington, unphased: The last sighting was in Monterey Bay, California

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Dashi: For this article, this phrase would look good in italics

Shellington, who hasn't slept in over 24 hours: why would I put it in Italians-

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Shellington: *talks about a recently spotted sea creature for hours on end*

Dashi: *has a look of complete happiness and adoration towards Shellington + interest in what he is talking about*

Random person: Can you stop-

Dashi: Ò - Ó 🔪

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Dashi: Check our this ad, there's a studio that's looking for people to be on a ghost hunter team!

Shellington: Sounds odd, but intriguing ^^

Professor Inkling: I advise against it-

Dashi: Why?

Professor Inkling: it would be more dangerous for the ghosts and those filming-

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Shellington, who is clearly tired: Can I sleep in your bed with you tonight?

Dashi, who was just woken up: Shell, this is a queen sized bed. It's just for the queen *gestures towards herself*

Dashi: but yes you can

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Dashi, who forgot to put her contacts in: HOLY SHIT THERE'S A GIANT BUG KILL IT-

Shellington: Dashi...

Shellington: That's a leaf...

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Shellington: Wait, you actually like me?? Like, for my personality?? For ME-??

Dashi:

Dashi: listen you amazing little sh-

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Shellington: Relationships are like a 50/50

Shellington: I find strange creatures, Dashi takes pictures of them

Shellington: Dashi cooks us dinner, and I sit on a chair in the other room because I somehow managed to set water on fire

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Shellington: What do you want to do today?

Dashi, in a joking tone: World domination

Shellington: Sounds a little difficult, but I'm sure you can do it ^^;

Dashi: You are my world >:)

Shellington, who is oblivious: Aww! That's sweet :3

Dashi:

Dashi:

Dashi: how the-

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Shellington running up to Dashi: Hey, did it hurt when you fell-

Dashi: Wow, I didn't think you'd ever try to flirt with anyone, like, EVER

Shellington: No, I mean when you jumped out of the Gup A and fell face first into the sand

Dashi: ...

Shellington: You didn't move for a few minutes and I was concerned

Dashi: I-

Shellington: I also called Peso

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Shellington: Alright, I'm going to check on the process of the wedding cake

Dashi: Got it! I'll go check up on the ring bear

Shellington: Ok-

Shellington: Wait...

Shellington: You mean ring bearER, right?

Dashi: ...

Dashi: Um...

Captain Barnacles in the next room: 0 - 0 ...

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Shellington: I truly go into a housewife/husband like mode when I'm in a relationship/find my soulmate- Like, ill make them pancakes and such every morning if I can

Dashi: This is a lie-

Dashi: I'm dating him, this is a lie

Dashi: He doesn't even know how to cook pancakes!!

Dashi: HE'S MANAGED TO BURN WATER BEFORE-

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You can't tell me they don't (semi) aggressively remind each other to self care-

Requests + Asks are still open ^^

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes :)

Tw for swearing

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Tweak: This button is to launch the seagull!

Kwazii: What the "launch the seagull" button do?

Tweak:

Tweak: What the hell do you think it does-

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Professor Inkling: Did you know that flowers are the genitals of plants?

Dashi: Wait-

Shellington: And bees gather the pollen from plants for cross pollinate, essentially taking a part of the plants genetic material to assist other plants in fertilization and staying healthy! They also-

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Kwazii over the radio: I fucked up big time guys

Tweak: Did you crash the gup?

Peso: again-

Barnacles: Are you trapped or lost?

Peso: again-

Shellington: Did you get attacked by anything?

Peso: again-

Dashi: Did you get arrested?

Peso: again-

Professor Inkling: Peso, why do you keep saying "again" to everything we list off?

Peso: It's Kwazii we're talking about. The only people here who are as accident prone as them are Captain and Shellington.

Barnacles: Wait Kwazii you've been arrested before?

Kwazii: This isn't about me-

Peso: You called us saying you fucked up big time?

Kwazii:

Kwazii: Well I didn't get arrested if that's what you're asking-

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That one shark: breakfast is served (՞ټ՞)

Barnacles ready to grab on to the sharks face: Oh really?

Peso, exhausted: not again-

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Peso: What are you allergic to?

Shellington:

Peso: ',: >

Shellington: ...

Shellington: Sea Urchins-

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Shellington x Kwazii fluff? Or possibly angst whatever you’re in the mood for. XD

I'll do both (mainly headcanons + a few quotes) with a fair level of Angst and Fluff

Tw/Cw for mention/description of injury + scars, mention of abandonment (for science of sea otters), way too much angst. My 7th grade wattpad brain took over lol

Headcanons

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- Not so much a headcanon but fact (mainly for cats but also otters) : they can both purr. Purring can occur when they are either happy, nervous, or hurt in some cases. Do with that what you will

- They get separated for long periods of time due to missions and such. When they meet back up it's insanely adorable and sometimes chaotic

- Kwazii will often go completely silent and/or off the radar while on far-off missions and not contact ANYONE, including Shellington. This causes a lot of stress and panic for Shellington.

"What if they don't come back"

"Is he alive?"

"When will they be back?"

- When Kwazii DOES come back (if not injured or dragged back because of a distress signal they had to send as a last resort), Shellington will go 110% on happy stims and basically TACKLE Kwazii down in a hug

- They both get hurt fairly often. Kwazii is concerningly good at hiding their injuries, Shellington is also pretty good. The main way they find out the other is injured is when showing affection and the other faintly flinches. That or they can tell by changes in how they normally move around

- Once one finds out the other is hurt? The hurt one is getting "dragged" either to Peso or to their own room. If it's to their own room then the one who is uninjured/the least injured will patch them up ^^

- They both affectionately bite

- They both get attached VERY easily. Find a baby bird? They'll try to keep it. Baby dolphin? They'll try to keep it. Baby ANYTHING? THEY ARE TRYING TO KEEP IT. Unfortunately they never can, not for long at least. Most of the time they try to hide the creature lol

- I've said this is most every headcanon I've posted, and will keep saying it: SLEEP PILE

- Kwazii has an insane amount of scars, all of which Shellington loves to trace over with their hand

- Shellington also has their fair share of scar, a few from burns, some from broken glass, a LOT on their hands from messing with sharp coral or sea creatures. Kwazii is more cautious when tracing them

- So many of Kwaziis bones have been broken/dislocated, mainly in his tail and wrists. It still hurts them well after

- Sea Otters normally only have one pup. (less than 2% have more than 1 pup) If they have more than on they will abandon the other. They will likely no longer swim with the living after 24 hours unless they are taken in captivity. Do with that what you will

- Don't ask why but Shellington gives the vibe of the color green, specifically faded or dull greens /pos

- there is a fair amount of angst here and I wasn't even thinking- have some fluff

- Kwazii will kinda just, kneed on Shellington while they are working

- Kwazii is better at cooking while Shellington it better at baking

- They will sleep over (read as "tail/shadow the other until they are tired and end up in a room") frequently. Each time they either watch YouTuber play games, play games themselves, or vibe while telling stories

- Kwazii is into Homestuck. Shellington is into Pokemon. They often talk to each other about these things. Let the chaos unfold in your minds

- They will cut the tags off of each others clothing. They see a tag? Snip Snip

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Incorrect Quotes (a bit more lighthearted)

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Barnacles: What do you have there?

Shellington trying to hide a baby creature behind them: Ummmmm...

Kwazii, holding two mugs: Hot coco, you want any?

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Kwazii: *telling a scary ghost story*

Shellington: *invested*

Something outside of the Octopod: *taps on the glass and swims away*

Kwazii: ● - ●

Shellington: ° - °

*Neither of them sleep that night*

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Kwazii: *is away for months while on a mission*

Shellington: *crying face down into a pillow while listening to 505*

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Shellington: Kwazii.

Kwazii, already knowing Shellington knows: Yes, my Shelly, the light of my life?

Shellington, who's not falling for it: Why is your tail bent in 5 different directions?

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Shellington, worried: Where are you going?

Kwazii, packed for a long mission: I'll be gone for a while, but I'll be back, no worries!

*months pass with radio silence*

Distress Signal coming in: *loud screams can be heard in the background, as well as wood snapping. Kwazii is faintly heard before the screaming get louder and the message cuts out*

Everyone else: *prepares to go to the last known coordinates and hopefully find Kwazii*

Shellington is left standing alone in HQ, shaking and crying.

"Are they alive?"

[This would make a great fanfic- which I might write on my Ao3 >:) ]

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Shellington: *overstimulated and stressed*

Kwazii: I've got this

Kwazii: *heavily leans against Shellington and starts to purr softly*

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Everyone else: *receiving letters from parents*

Kwazii and Shellington looking at each other:

• - • ° - °

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Shellington: May luck, and this picture of Kwazii eating kelp at 3 in the damn morning, be with you

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Hopefully that was good ^^

I went a little heavy on the angst. I used to write an insane amount of angst in grade school and freshman year of Highschool. But I put some (hopefully good) fluff in there too :3

I hope you all have a nice day/night ^^♡

^ that's a bad but good summary of their relationship ^

Heyyy :D I just wanna quickly say I love your content!! It's amazing!! I was wondering if I could get some Peso x Shellington headcannons?

Thank you so much ^^

And I'M BACK BABY!!!

Sorry for the absence, I was in highschool, which I've GRADUATED FROM! Ignore that I graduated early June, I'm working on college stuff too.

So, I'm back to work here >:3

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• At first, Peso thought Shellington was constantly in the med bay because of how accident prone he is

• Shellington mirrors Peso's stims, Peso mirrors Shellington's stims. They stim loop for HOURS

• Shellington would use "I want to learn first aid" as an excuse to spend more time with Peso without being hurt

• Alternatively, Peso would use "I want to learn more about this creature so I can provide better care" as an excuse to spend more time with Shellington with Shellington being hurt

• Dashi and Kwazii are the ones that ultimately got them together

• It was obvious to every that they were both pining after each other. Really obvious. Even Barnacles caught on. Do better.

• Catch these two info dumping at 3am, Peso half asleep and still talking while Shellington is vibrating in place waiting for their turn again

• Peso did Shellington's top surgery. It's canon, I was the bandage roll on the top shelf

• Shellington likes to bite, Peso preens (canon to their real life uhhhhh... alternates, animals, idk, o forgot the word)

• Shellington doesn't understand a single bit of Spanish. Peso always compliments him and says loving phrases in Spanish to them

• Family reunions are chaotic

• While Shellington has a small family, Peso's is big enough to fill a convention building with people still waiting outside

• Picture a baby penguin pointing at Shellington and saying, "Mama! Look at this weird penguin! He's got a lot of fuzzy feathers!" While Peso is trying not to laugh in the background

• Peso is the honorary 2nd father/older brother to the Vegimals now, I don't make the rules

• They have mini dates in the Gup E. Tweak has a strict "Don't let Shellington touch the wheel" with that gup

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I'm back, expect a few posts today/in the next few days on both this account and my side accounts

May I request some min/inkling incorrect quotes? (Can be romantic or platonic either one is fine :D)

Will do ^^

Sorry this took so long :')

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Min: I swear if I see one of them running off again without a plan, I'll make sure to mark their grave-

Inkling: I'll... I'll keep that in mind...

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Inkling: *is showing Min a very old map*

Min: Wait a moment, there's a path here and here that isn't documented, as well as-

Inkling: *look of pure love and adoration*

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Kwazii: *trying to explain current meme culture*

Inkling: So basically, I have to go searching for beans at 2am with friends?

Kwazii: Well no-

Inkling, already on the phone with Min: Min, I have a proposition to make.

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Min: Oh my stars. Do you know what this is?

Inkling: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library. My library specifically.

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Min, trying to text Inkling: O

Inkling: What?

Min: Don’t read into that. Please...

Inkling: I will read into that.

Min: How? It's just a letter. A single letter.

Inkling: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm? There's meaning behind it!

Min: Really Professor? It's a letter, that's all.

Inkling: It could stand for something.

Min: I promise you that it stands for nothing.

Inkling: Like Oppression! Or worse,

Min: Professor, I accidentally hit the letter "O" and hit send.

Inkling: Optometrist.

Min looking up from her phone: • - •

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Inkling and Min: *having a joke argument*

Min: You know what? I'm going to prove that I'm correct with solid facts!

Inkling: I will too

Inkling: *grabs a book with the proper information*

Min: *pulls up Wikipedia and edits the article just to mess with Inkling*

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Min drawing out a map: I've connected the two dots-

Inkling looking over her shoulder: It seems you have.

Kwazii vibrating in the corner whispering the meme under the breath: hhhhhhhhhh

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Min: Help! I’m drowning!

Inkling: Calm down, we’re only in six feet of water!

Min: NOT ALL OF US ARE SEA CREATURES INKLING-

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Min: Good morning Professor!

Inkling, who hasn't slept in days: ... What?

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Inkling: You spent all our money on... this?

Min, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this. Trust me.

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Min: Are you busy?

Inkling: Yes.

Min: Cool, have a look at this if you may-

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I see these two as such a chaotic duo and I have no idea why. Super nice people, insanely smart, and while they have basic logic and common sense they would end up doing the stupidest things known to man.

Once again I'm sorry for this taking so long, my brain lowkey evaporated on me lol.

Request and such are still open ^^

Some Pro!Surfer Dashi headcanons/interactions?

YES!!!

I also tossed in some angst, there will be a TW before that part ^^

Tw/Cw for light swearing

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°General°

- She would paint your surfboard for you. You don't even have to ask, she'll just look at it and go "Hm, how about-" and paint it. It's normally based on things you like/remind her of you

- Would 100% teach kids how to surf in her spare time

- AND TEACH THEM ABOUT SHARKS, especially their relation with surfers (mainly the boards)

- Would probably laugh when something falls off a board (in a nice way) and give encouragement

- Unless it's Kwazii. If Kwazii falls off she'll laugh her ass off and probably fall into the water (once again in a nice way)

- Loves surfing with friends

- Always smells like salt water/the beach

- Is the type to say "that's not a big wave" when it's the biggest wave she's ever seen

- Loves doing dangerous tricks

- Has tried to use those motor surfboards before (Tweak made her one) and failed horribly

- Loves being on a surfboard with another person

- Is super SUPER serious with any competitions, and is very competitive

- Has several gold medals and trophies

- Customizes her outfits for each event

- Trans icon in the surfing community

- Very energetic, will jump at any opportunity to help/teach people about surfing, how the ocean works, sea creatures, the history, and more

- Has used the same surfboard that she had as a kid. She refuses to change it or give it up, it holds a lot of emotional stuff

- Has bracelets and necklaces made of Kandi that have to do with surfing + has some shells

°Human°

- 100% has freckles that become more obvious with the sun

- Beach hair 24/7

- Would 100% lose hair ties and/or clips while surfing

- Has a few clear scars from crashing into rocks

°Angst°

Tw for: Mention of blood, accidents, injury, near death, drowning, transphobia

- She almost drowned while surfing as a child a few times. Sometimes she would Wipeout and not be able to get above water in time

- Had nearly cracked her skull open on some rocks

- Has a LOT of scars from hitting the seafloor and/or rocks, and has (almost) had to stop surfing a few times

- Freaks out when people go under, and always panics when she doesn't see them within a few seconds. Sometimes classes go wrong

- Had to deal with a lot of transphobic people when she started. May or may not have punched someone

- Has had a few close calls with sharks and other creatures while surfing further from land

- Sometimes her dangerous tricks go wrong and she gets really hurt

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Hope you enjoyed ^^

Requests are still open, and I posted an introduction with the Request rules and stuff ^^

Oops-

Sorry, accidentally vanished from this account for a few months lol, sorry about that. I've been a bit more active on my alts (pinned) lol.

Anyways, have some Incorrect Octonauts Quotes:

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Barnacles: So... why?

Kwazii: Why not?

Barnacles: ...

Barnacles: Because it's dangerous...?

Kwazii: You act as if that has ever stopped me from doing ANYTHING

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Dashi: Smile!

*camera flash*

Dashi: Alright, let's look...

The picture:

Kwazii has red eyes, Shellington, Peso, and Barnacles look ready to collapse, Tweak is somehow blurred, and Professor Inkling is an eldritch horror

Dashi: ... ok, maybe no more flash usage...

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Kwazii: INCOMING!!!

Everyone: *panics*

Kwazii: Wait, false alarm, my bad!

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Tweak: What if we put double turbo boosters on the Gup B...

Kwazii: YES!

Peso: No!

Barnacles: I'll take away both of your Gup privileges.

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Shellington: I can't feel my mouth...

Peso: When was the last time you drank water??

Shellington: ...

Shellington: I'd... rather not answer that...

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Barnacles: Wow, what a nice day! I bet nothing will go wrong!

Kwazii, Tweak, Dashi, and Shellington in the background:

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Yeah... so, uh, yeah :)

I hope you enjoyed this very short thing, and I'll (hopefully) get to requests soon T___T